What you snortingly/contemptuously tell someone who irrelevantly asks to be paid for something that he should let you have for free, such as an item that he'd already discarded. The joke is that said financial instrument would be DOUBLY worthless --- not only would it be a phony check, but the written info on it would be counterfeit, as well. :P
A humorous-natured local woman gigglingly asked me if I'd slip her a few bucks for some old chipped enamel saucepans that I'd salvaged from her curbside trash-pile, so I made a face at her and agreeably responded, "Sure thing --- I'll forge a rubber check for you for five dollars!"
by QuacksO March 24, 2022
Get the I'll forge a rubber check for youmug. A rusty rubber is when you have intercourse with multiple females simultaneously while on their menstrual cycle while wearing a rubber.
by Ejmanual March 19, 2017
Get the Rusty rubbermug. A condom.
by Original Orangutans October 30, 2019
Get the Rubber duckiemug. “Rubber band” or “rubber banding”
A sex position in which the male folds their cock in two and holds it together with a rubber band to provide dexterity and girth after suffering from gin dick.
A sex position in which the male folds their cock in two and holds it together with a rubber band to provide dexterity and girth after suffering from gin dick.
him: “fuck sakes babe. I’ve drunk too much gin. I can’t get it up”
her: “fuck it. just rubber band me for 10 and let’s call it a night”
her: “fuck it. just rubber band me for 10 and let’s call it a night”
by biggoon July 4, 2022
Get the Rubber Bandmug. A person that non-chalantly fondles, rubs, caresses or brushes you with their hands (usually the leg area so they can move up further toward the goods) as an indicator that they're DTF.
by lboogy85 December 2, 2010
Get the Knee rubbermug. The handicap given to CPUs in racing video games when one or more human players is ahead. This often plagues the less experienced human player, as they will be passed up by CPUs moving absurdly fast in an effort to maintain close proximity to the farther ahead human player.
Jordan is always so far ahead in Mario Kart that I need stars AND mushrooms just to match the speed that rubber-banding gives to the last place CPU.
by Zenothys February 16, 2022
Get the Rubber-bandingmug. by Bigdirtyhairysancez666 October 22, 2015
Get the rubber donkeymug.