Rubber bones

When the angry wizard get's bored

All you simpletons with your Testicular torsion and your Manual breathing... I CAST RUBBER BONES!!!

by Wise_wizard April 14, 2025

Angry Rubber

When a girl you love kisses another man out of spite just to make you cry, piss you off, and waste your time. Usually out of some rash decision, but you feel the pain. Maybe it's to hurt you maybe it isn't, but she still does better than you afterward so you hate life. You have to just work harder with no motivation, rubber is a hard thing to destroy it makes you angry.

"Like fuck I hate this angry rubber." "Now all i am is a lonely angry rubber." "How did I ever waste so much time on being and lonely angry rubber."

by AllINeedAreJedi March 5, 2018

Rubber for my boat

The term used for when you need a condom for your penis

Josh: "Yo you got a rubber for my boat I can use."

Rosie: "Erm yer sure"

by toxicwaste October 22, 2008

The Broken Rubber Of Earl

In the day of the olden, One was a old Dishonorable man that slay two rubbers and a child of light was born or so the tale goes.

"The Broken Rubber Of Earls could be considered a legacy piece or a sad sad sad mans tale."

by RotaryWorx March 29, 2019

Rubber duckie

A condom.

I’m not going to fuck unless I have my rubber duckie!

by Original Orangutans October 30, 2019

Fishing with Rubber Chickens

When someone makes self-deprecating jokes to get reassurance/validation from someone. Similar to Fishing for Compliments.

"Hey, you wanna hear a joke?"
"Sure"
"My future. That's the joke."
"Stop Fishing with Rubber Chickens dude, it's not funny."

by Scorchingghost December 19, 2020

Chasing a Cloud With a Rubber Spoon

Futile effort; trying to achieve the impossible using inadequate means.

When your buddy asks what someone is doing and you don't know, you say "That boy is out there Chasing a Cloud with a Rubber Spoon."

by thingymaging June 20, 2025