Rubber Fucker

A dude ( questionably gay ) ass fucks a silacone suction cup dick while attached to the wall.

Suzie came home and found her dude "rubber Fucker" the penis suction cupped on the wall.

by Pcmodmom May 30, 2018

rubber luck

rubber luck is a term used to ascribe a condition of circumstance whereby an individual alternately seems to have alternately remarkable good and exceptionally bad fortune.

"I never seen anyone with such rubber luck. Yesterday he was filling out insurance forms to cover his house fire, today he went to the assayer's office with a fifteen pound gold nugget he found when his jeep got run off the road into the creek."

by Coz the Shroom November 22, 2013

Rubber Sadness

A defeating sadness participants receive when it is discovered there is no more condoms left right before engaging in intercrourse. Symptoms include frustration, angst, unfufillment, and most notably blue balls.

Brett- Did you hook up with that random from the bar last night?

Steve- No man! I ran out of condoms and got rubber sadness. I couldn't risk it, so instead I had her give me a blow job.

Brett- That's the way to go. Rubber sadness is the worst!

by newyorkkk February 23, 2014

german rubber

Excessive anal perpetration, Diameter wise, that leads to a permanently stretched anus.

“Mr.Epstein gave little daisy German rubber”

by The lean bener March 9, 2021

A spaghetti of rubber bands

When 30 or more rubber bands are in one place

In my hand is a spaghetti of rubber bands

by TheTestSubjec0 February 9, 2023

rubber guy

A dude thats lame and or soft .... Someone who tries too hard to fit in and stretches the truth ...... Lame ass nigga that uont fucc wit unless you have to ...... A fun dummy that u keep around just to joke and tlk shit and send on cigar runs

Look at this ol rubber guy ass nigga ...
... Chris stay getting played by these bitches he a straight rubber guy ....

Wtf you looking at rubber guy ....

This nigga claim he smashed ol girl idk why he he stay on that rubber guy shit

by SpizzlemaCc March 5, 2020

Rubber Plant IQ

Someone with the wit of a rubber plant, thus as smart as an inanimate object.

Person 1: You've got rubber plant IQ.
Person 2: *licks a doorknob*

by Izn't No More November 28, 2022