The act of sticking a glass rod in a man’s tip, or a women’s cat. And then breaking the rod.
Or the threat of sticking a glass rod in a man’s tip, or a women’s cat. And then breaking the rod.
Or the threat of sticking a glass rod in a man’s tip, or a women’s cat. And then breaking the rod.
by AndrewTape1 April 2, 2025

A sexy cute guy who loves wearing big & black pants. Usually very smart, confident, passionate, open-minded and considerate. Rod lovers girls and everything about girls. AWESOME IN BED! He makes you cum so hard over and over with his nice dick and magical fingers. You will be extremely satisfied and exhausted when you finish with him.
Rod is a hot porn start; successful business man; professional engineer; GREAT DADDY.
Rod is a hot porn start; successful business man; professional engineer; GREAT DADDY.
by KLAUSPIG November 23, 2021

A 1990 arcade game. Also known as Yousei Monogatari Rod Land, or Rod Land: A Fairytale.
The story follows Tam and Rit as they try and rescue their mother who's been taken away to a tower filled with (cute) monsters.
The story follows Tam and Rit as they try and rescue their mother who's been taken away to a tower filled with (cute) monsters.
Average Joe: "boy, I haven't been this bored in ages!"
Average Joe's friend: "why don't you go run through rod land then?"
Average Joe: "people still play that??"
Average Joe's friend: "why don't you go run through rod land then?"
Average Joe: "people still play that??"
by Aufhebenicus December 13, 2017

Besides its well-known meaning, "an automobile that has been rebuilt or modified to increase its speed and acceleration", "hot rod" also means a person who drives a really cool car but who is too ostentatious.
From "10 Things I Hate About You":
Walter Stratford: I know who you wanna bend the rules for. It's that hot-rod Joey.
Bianca: What's a hot rod?
Walter Stratford: I know who you wanna bend the rules for. It's that hot-rod Joey.
Bianca: What's a hot rod?
by Williamhhw July 13, 2017

douche rod is a guy who is useful for one thing which is using his cock to siphon out the smell of a girl who has a nasty smelling pussy.
by Sir H.C. Notneb November 15, 2016

by juulpodz September 9, 2019

1. Have your partner eat and swallow a chili pepper, Jalapeno, Habanero, Ghost chili etc.
2. Have them perform oral sex.
3. At the moment of climax, have them us a stun gun to "taze" your taint.
2. Have them perform oral sex.
3. At the moment of climax, have them us a stun gun to "taze" your taint.
Last night I had my wife give me a Mexican Lightning Rod, needless to say the pain of having my penis on fire from the chilies and the shock of the electricity through my taint to my prostate was an experience I will not soon forget.
by PhallusDestructus June 3, 2021
