rancho santa fe

where all the rich people live down in southern california.
All anyone can see is forest and house gates. A person can never see any houses there because their driveways are so long.

person1: where'd ya go trick or treatin?
person2: rancho santa fe
person1: was it good?
person2 : no because everyone's property was so big it took 10 minutes just to walk to another house's door.

by Victor2 November 18, 2004

Rancho San Diego

A new suburb separating itself from the ghetto and the country. Home to Snobhalla and Rancho Ragers. The perfect distance from downtown, the beach, and the mountains. Mostly filled with white people or chaldeans racing around in their mercedes. Its the trendy thing to say you hate rancho, but those are the words of the spoiled children laying out in the beautiful weather and playing golf all day who don't exactly have enough brain power to entertain themselves.

I live in Rancho San Diego, not Rancho Bernanrdo and NOT Rancho Santa Fe

by LyleMelonie June 9, 2011

Rachel :)

1.) Rachel is described as someone who is outgoing, hilarious, an amazing singer, as well as an amazing person.

-Rachel's usually don't take anything seriously, but can change in a second and be caring and understanding. Rachel can do anything through music. She is beautiful. Everyone loves Rachel. Anyone who doesn't, is just weird. Rachel's are very sarcastic, love pandas, love God and love music. They are also never really night time people or morning people. More like 12-4 kind of people.

Dude, i wish i was Rachel :)

Can i learn music from Rachel :)? She is amazing!"

by buggie1997 July 4, 2011

Ranchy Salad

When a guy ejaculates into a girl's pubes

Husband: Hey honey whats for dinner?
Wife: I don't know about dinner, but how about a ranchy salad for an appetizer

by BonerCoveredInShit March 20, 2010

ranchinara

Dipping your cheese sticks in ranch and marinara to create ranchinara (the best sauce for cheese sticks).

Dude, I'm glad I decided to serve the cheese sticks with ranch and marinara. The ranchinara lovers are going wild.

by Sista Jude April 29, 2010

ranchorize

To put ranch onto your food

Also created by the amazing eriktheelectric YouTuber
Remember to generously apply ranch to your food to ranchorize it

Let’s ranchorize this or this is now ranchorized

by Ranchorizationisneeded November 19, 2018

Rachel

Rachels are at first, a little shy, but she is actually a very funny and sarcastic person. She loves to be in charge, but gives everyone a chance to say something. Boys end up flocking to her, but she is too shy to acknowledge it, and if they do ask her out, she is too nice to say no. She is very smart and works hard in school, and her athletic ability is above average. She loves family and friends, and eats TONS but somehow doesn't get fat. When she meets people she doesn't like, she keeps a mental list in her head, and later (when she's trying to sleep) thinks of ways to get revenge. She finds it hard to talk to older people but when she meets someone she likes, she tries to protect them and can sometimes get clingy. Although, she absolutely HATES people that copy any of her ideas. She thinks that her ideas are her alone, and can sometimes get offensive when she finds someone who is copying her. She can sense when someone likes someone, and she wants to be successful in her life. She is also EXTREMELY GOOD at hiding her real feelings and so it's sometimes hard to figure her out because she is always happy. She never ever tells her crushes that she likes him, and watches from afar when she sees her crush hanging out with another girl.

She is also very artistic, and lost of people ask her for help when drawing. She is also very naive, and doesn't recognize when someone likes her. She often says random stuff when she feels awkward, and HATES getting into trouble at school.

(EXAMPLE 1)
Rachel sees her crush, hanging out with another girl. They continuously flirt, and Rachel looks away when they kiss.

Later on, when she sees her crush in one of her classes, she simply waves a hello and marches past, not a single emotion on her face.
In her ELA class, a boy asks for help.
Boy: Rachel!!!
Rachel: Yeah?
Boy: Can you draw me an apple? I'm going to write a concrete poem.

Rachel: Okay... what is your poem going to be about?

Boy: Duhh I just asked for you to draw me an apple!!
Rachel: Oh!! Omg, I am such a loser sometimes!! *slaps her forehead* I can't believe I just asked you that LOL
Boy: Oh,,,.... and um..
Rachel: Yeah?? *busily drawing an almost perfect apple*
Boy:... I heard from your friend that you laugh weird. *suddenly starts talking very very fast* So so so are you ticklish? laugh for me uh uhuhuhuh *grabs Rachel's hand and tries to tickle the top of Rachel's hand*
Rachel: Oh, sorry, I can't laugh unnaturally... *awkwardly/gently pulls her hand away*
Boy: *turns bright red* o-okay...
Rachel: I mean like I laughed once when I saw a squirrel pooping??
Boy: .... am I supposed to poop.
Rachel: N-no!! Sorry that came out wrong...

(EXAMPLE 2)

Boy 2: Rachel
Rachel: Whats up?
Boy2: I like you
Rachel: ...
Boy2: like not like THIS much, just a tiny bit
Rachel: Oh ahahahah I never had anyone like me before??

TEACHER: PLEASE STAY QUIET AND FOCUSED ON YOUR TEST
Rachel: *turns red and immediately focuses on her test

by lolwatermelony December 5, 2018