Pseudesicut

A route that until tested looks in every way to be a shortcut, but in actuality is a longer, more difficult, or much less reliable route. This basically makes it the opposite of a shortcut.
Pronounced: soo-dess-ee-cut

"I was going to cut through the woods to get to school faster, but the trail was so windy and difficult to navigate that it was actually a pseudesicut!"

by oofdude August 24, 2022

Pseudo-Boomer

Someone who uses social media to portray themselves as a boomer to troll or start drama.

Quit being a pseudo-boomer and touch some grass.

by Kate Blanchet lyco September 14, 2022

pseudofed

pseudofed

She claims she aint fed but she aint said shit what a pseudofed bitch

by minehubris November 7, 2022

Pseudo Deep Content

Content that has no substance, is fake or not original but is passed off as “deep” and “real”

Dinner for Few and Are You Lost in The World Like Me are both Pseudo Deep Content

by ToxicDonut November 12, 2022

pseudobiatrophobia

The fear of a mimic disguising as a health potion (not the bottle, the drink inside) and messing with your insides.

"You need a health potion"
"No, I have pseudobiatrophobia"

by tl_s__w_t December 2, 2022

Pseudo

Slang/shortened term for pseudoephedrine, a primary ingredient in the manufacturing of methamphetamine.

I’m in short supply this week, sorry. Can’t find any pseudo.

by TheAlwaysCorrect1 February 22, 2023

Pseudo-Genderblindness

A trait where someone is attracted exclusively to non-gendered non-physical traits like personality but still has a gender preference. Any sexuality or romantic orientation other than pansexuality and panromantic can have pseudo-genderblindness.

I am straight but I am only into people with a personality I like. I have pseudo-genderblindness.

by Shugunou March 6, 2023