Patch Lastname

this mf has the biggect BootyCheeks ive ever seen on a man
i mean the ckae is perfectly like an oval and this mf has some on the best arch ive seen around bro like hot damn

Milo Stickler: Patch Lastname get them big BootyCheeks out of here right now

by leverticus tomerticus April 29, 2022

Patch

scottish slang for ignoring someone
can use patching or patched

james was patching me last night

by catmeow23 April 25, 2017

Pumpkin War-patch

The hairline going down a woman’s butt crack.

Yo man! I was hitting it from behind and I saw she had a “Pumpkin War-Patch”!!

by Ray Pizzaz September 3, 2025

Potato Patch

Someone who is bad at their sport or occupation but is noted to be good.

Ernie DAVIS is a potato patch at football. He doesn't deserve the heisman because he was running against other potato patches.

by itsflux October 11, 2016

Patch

A group of vegetarians

There's a patch coming to the BBQ so we need some meat free products.

by Juice Moose June 2, 2018

Ghillie Patch

Rarely known condition where your born with a hairless, smooth patch of skin instead of genitalia, these people crave physical attention, as they are aware the can never fornicate. The reason behind the name is simple, derived from the camouflage ghillie suit, ghillie patch got it’s name from the fact that your genitalia is essentially invisible like a soldier in a ghillie suit.

Omg did you know Gavin has a ghillie patch.

Always wondered why I never saw him at a urinal

by TheGreat&PowerfulWizardofOunce August 28, 2021

Sad patch

A period of sadness.

Mary has been in a sad patch ever since her dog died.

by Karen Thrift September 24, 2021