Read the patch notes?

A roast that is commonly used by toxic Call of Duty players. It is executed when an individual showing their frustration, constantly dying in a game. 'Read the patch notes?' is a question where someone asks the frustrated individual if they read the patch notes. If the person who is salty says no, that is where you hit them with the roast of all roasts.

"Why do I keep dying peeking that angle??"
"Did you read the patch notes?"
"No... what do they say?"
"The shit players who peek that angle die"

by The Alcorus November 23, 2020

smoosh patch

The underlying hair beneath an otherwise shaved vagina; used to soften the blow of balls slapping and soaking up sex sweat.

Without that girl's smoosh patch, my balls would be hurtin'

by ZeroCool73 June 27, 2016

soft patch

What you need to land on -- especially when falling from a great height.

Friend: Listen, friend, I can't pull you up. You need to let go... swing your body and aim for the soft patch.

You: OMG. OMG. OMG.

Friend: The soft patch is right to the left of those jagged boulders and just to the right of that rusty metal fence. Aim for that soft patch.

You: *cries*

by babysparks August 6, 2011

Sour-Patch

When you shove sour patch kids in her vagina and eat her out like a child eating and ice cream cone.

“I total sour-patched your mom.”

by httpscam August 16, 2021

Zebra patch

When you cum in your hand and slap a black chick across the face.

I zebra patched that chick real good.

by Slapahpe5times August 12, 2017

Sour Patch Kids

When you apply bug spray on your penis and ejaculate your semen in her mouth and she gives you a sour face.

I went camping with my girl and the bugs were so bad I ended up giving her a sour patch kid.

My girl hates when the mosquitos come out, not because she gets bit but because I always end up giving her a mouth full of sour patch kids

by Dat1boii June 19, 2020

puddin patch

when you can't keep your hands outta your pants

Grandma says keep your hands outta your puddin patch, dammit.

by Shirley and Niel Nash November 16, 2021