Parker

Parker is a very interesting little dude, you often meet him at a church. He will always be a year younger then you but he is still very attractive. He loves his sketchers more then his family and he likes to hide behind things.

look at Parker, i think he has a new pair of sketchers.

by silly vlogs May 11, 2020

Parker

A demented cuck who barely graduated high school and will probably work at a Chipotle or a KFC for the rest of his miserable life.

Girl 1: Ugh, I'm so glad I broke up with my boyfriend
Girl 2: Yea, he was such a Parker

by Brendyne May 13, 2020

Parker O

Fat ugly rat who smells of fish and rice

Yo this kid be a Parker O so nasty

by Skinny rat 420 May 26, 2020

Luke Parker

A middle-class white guy that has no personality but will try to flex their money with every opportunity they have.

Everyone: Having a normal conversation.
Luke Parker: Opens the bank app on their phone.

by one of those asian kids May 27, 2020

parker

parker is a very nice and outgoing girl. she will come off as shy first but to her close friends, she is very loud and will be herself. she thinks lots of people are attractive and her crushes don’t last for long. she knows she is very pretty but will never say it out loud. her friendships will usually last years, but so will her enemies. she stays true to her personality her whole life and doesn’t change for anyone.

boy #1: wow look at parker she’s so pretty
boy#2: yeah but she seem so shy
parker’s best friend: trust me she’s not shy

by mandy callus May 30, 2020

Parker

Mentally disabled/ retarded and ugly

"That kid name parker on the bus keeps getting yelled at because he's whipping his dick out at guys."

by FREINDLYRETARD February 25, 2020

Parker

Big white male who never swears pants is rich for no reason and has no balls

Parker has balls

by Beans February 29, 2020