page-turner

Male masturbatory technique involving a reversed left-hand grip made necessary when using the right hand to turn the page of nudie magazine.

I wanted to bust a nut before the end of her pictorial, so I used the ol' page-turner.

by Mountin' Merl March 6, 2007

Pages

noun ~ Good ole fashioned U.S. Currency; Often used in a slang situation where the words "Money", or "Cash" would be commonly used.

I meeting a guy that wants to buy my car, but if he doesn't peel the pages, he's not getting the car, capice' ?

by jazz_man1962inTX January 11, 2010

paget

a universal and flexible term to describe something lame. the word derives from the phrase daniel paget meaning small, pale, ginger and bearing a hairy mole

eg you dirty paget
eg paget loves bryn

by tig-cosh August 30, 2008

pagetwentythrree

The most perfect blog in the world

pagetwentythrree dot tumblr dot com

by secretduvall October 31, 2011

Page Avenue

The place where the parties are hard and the cocks... even harder. This majestic avenue encaptures the memories that you've always dreamed of not ever remembering. Located in the Wilmington, North Carolina, you know that parties are hard because no one really gives a flying fuck, baker's fuck, or even a mother fuck. A lot of blood, sweat, and semen have been spilled on this road. I have never seen so many people resemble zombies because of their fucked-up-ness. If you dont party here, then FUCK YOU!

Douche: What did you do last night man?

Bro: Fuck if i know, i went to page avenue. You couldn't join me, could you, douche?

Douche: Sorry, i should have known it would have been a kick-ass time.

Bro: Well, that's what happens when you are too busy sucking cock. You miss out on rages on page avenue. Fuck yourself and i hope it goes in your eye next time

by Filthy McGiver December 4, 2011

paedocircumcision

Circumcision of an infant.

Paedocircumcision, where not medically necessary, should be made illegal.

by Wingnut1000 September 2, 2020

paeden

my girlfriend

Oh paeden? Yeah she’s my girlfriend.

by paeden’s boyfriend November 21, 2021