Friend: I’m hungry
Me: Well have a bagel with jam
Friend: But that sounds gross...
Me: Try it.
Friend: ...Woah
Me: Well have a bagel with jam
Friend: But that sounds gross...
Me: Try it.
Friend: ...Woah
by 2)/!8173$29-8 February 28, 2020
When a human being or other intelligent entity encounters anything, usually idiocy of some sort, of such qualities and proportions that they are unable to make the least passing sense of it, leaving them in a state of internal cognitive conflict such that they find themselves dead in the waters of the intellect.
by osan January 09, 2020
The build up of faecal matter and sweat that collects within ones arse cheeks particularly during hot weather or prolonged exposure to leather furniture and PS3 marathons.
Greg – “Seriously Phil, were going to have to pause this awesome game of ‘Call of Duty, Black Ops’”
Phil – “...the fuck dude! We’re just getting to the end of Nuke Town...”
Greg – “I know, sorry buddy, I gotta sort something out...”
Phil – “Oh right, you need a shit”
Greg – “Nah... it's just that i’ve been sitting here for 11 hours now and i’ve got serious arse jam”
Phil – “...the fuck dude! We’re just getting to the end of Nuke Town...”
Greg – “I know, sorry buddy, I gotta sort something out...”
Phil – “Oh right, you need a shit”
Greg – “Nah... it's just that i’ve been sitting here for 11 hours now and i’ve got serious arse jam”
by tincopper February 13, 2011
HIM: the cat really likes me scratching the inside of her ear. HER: of course she does, you're cleaning out her ear jam for her...
by happyjappy June 12, 2008
by DaveDuke May 30, 2015
Ol' Space Ghost McRoberts loves to go coast to coast and deliver a blizzard of snow jams
That coke head Rick throws the best snow jams
That coke head Rick throws the best snow jams
by skrill monkey March 17, 2007
Jam-es, do a flip.
by DoAFlipJam-es February 15, 2022