mantee

A greeting to a familiar male or one you have forgotten there name and dont want to look rude.

Manteeeeee! you out tonight! 1st
Aha mante I havent seen you for ages! 2nd

by Hobzey February 18, 2005

Montezuma's Revenge

When you fuck someone so hard they throw up.

Elizabeth pegged Nikita so hard she induced the wrath of Montezuma's Revenge.

by Neumannator September 3, 2016

montezuma's revenge

when you take a hard shit in a girls vagina then have sex with her.
the revenge part is for the girl because you get your own shit stuck in your dick hole.

Jake:man why you keep ichting your dick
Bob: i gave my girl a montezuma's revenge and i forgot wat the revenge part was about

by A-ron-378 March 8, 2009

Mentee

Like a protégé, but with anal

Did you hear I got a new mentee, he can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch

by Mikeywitha September 20, 2015

molten metal punishment

(adj.) to be ostracized into silence by one's peers because of a fatal error on your part.


The origins lay in the times molten metal was poured down the throat of those who were found guilty of treachery in England or Wales. This practise was unused by the Scots, and was abolished when King James IV of Scotland ascended the throne of England and created a united kingdom

I screwed up that pass and cost us the game, I've got molten metal punishment.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 1, 2004

manterrupting

That thing that most two-year-olds do when they want to be heard by the grown-ups -- only this is done by grown ass men who feel like their opinions aren't respected by women who have a hard time taking grown ass men acting like two-year-olds seriously.

Sarah: The thermostat in my hou..
Todd: *manterrupting - again* ACTUALLY it's your radiator, you stupid cunt.
Sarah: wow...*vagina slams shut*

by SDRidinghood December 9, 2016

Monterey jack

slang term for disappointing/ dull;
also a type of cheese.

how was your day then?
fairly monterey jack to be honesnt.

i was monterey jack'ed with it.

by Tibbbbs April 27, 2008