stick my dick in a midget

A term of disbelief

After seeing Heather take a cucumber, Geof exclaimed, "Well stick my dick in a midget! I didn't know you could do that!"

by Mr Crowley October 21, 2021

muscle midget

A person of short stature who also happens to have an abnormally large and disproportionate muscular build. Muscle midgets are not to be confused with a typical dwarf or little person, but are still much shorter than the average person of their gender. For males, their maximum height is 5'6". Muscle midgets are known to have excessive muscular builds because they are extremely self-conscious of their height, which is also known as a Napoleon complex. The usual traits of a muscle midget include a loud speaking voice, the constant need to be seen or heard, irrational excuses for failures, a total lack of a sense of humor, a desire to dominate others in both social and physical respects, and all around douchebaggery. Because of their abrasive natures, muscle midgets are widely despised by others. They also have tiny dicks and wear too much cologne.

"Why is Jeff so obnoxious and aggressive towards me?"
"Because he's a muscle midget."

by T-Bone508 September 18, 2013

midgit in a bikini

A news reporter who is vertically challeged and wears a bikini

tom crossman is a midgit in a bikini

by Tom Crossman November 16, 2003

Happy Midget-Porn Crack-lighter Dance

Last resort, using a miniature Bic © lighter with low fuel to ignight a generic "adjustable flame" lighter to smoke a product.

I did the happy midget porn crack lighter dance when he stole my lighter and i was using old ones.

by The Harristonian October 14, 2004

8 midget pounder

you lay on your back and you are completley naked and you get 8 midgets to screw you in the anus.
untill its wideenough to fit all 8 midget penises.

Man that 8 midget pounder was crazy last night i am still crapping pancakes,

by ryansdakslda January 10, 2008

midget

Anything smaller than usual but sometimes better or funnier than average compared to how small it is. They are Beasts at basketball but get swatted because of their shortness.

that midget(person) was 3 feet tall

I had a midget lunch today

by Failcantcompete March 5, 2009

Midge

When one takes an explosive shit that hurts the anus. One would think that a midget or short person was hiding in the toilet with a lighter held to their ass.

After a late night call for Taco Bell, Tommy used one too many packets of fire sauce- After retiring for an hour or so in the restroom, Tommy commented to his friends, "Wow, I think i just got attacked by a midge in the bathroom!!!"

After a week of consuming a diet of habeneros and hard-boiled eggs, Shane felt overwhelmed by the constant battling of the "midge."

by PodBerry February 6, 2009