melonbeck 

A description by Petersen of an awesome,incredible hulkster.

Mr. Melonbeck is a great father

melonbeck by Steven July 15, 2003

melonood 

A fruit imported/exported from Kansas. Also a derogatory word for bitch in the New York Region

I ate a melonood the other day. It was delicious. God bless Kansas.

melonood by Yopeee April 11, 2017

Melonious 

Breasts that are swollen like melons

My boobs are completely melonious today!

Melonious by BBBruce June 8, 2018

MelonShooter 

look at this melon compooter dude nerd that like Spanish -SqueezySniper

Someone who shoots melons

MelonShooter: anyone want to ride my melon horse

MelonShooter by SqueezySniper October 20, 2018

Melon Docking 

The act of insertingyour penis into a natural or man made orifice on a melonof your choosing.

To fuck a hole in a Melon.

Fun for 1 and up to as many as you can fit on said melon. Also commonly known as Melon balling.

David’s evening at the bar ended in a 4 hour session of Melon Docking

Melon Docking by Originalgazelle August 10, 2019

melon-g-johns 

a long john with room on the sides for titties

she falls asleep with me placing her titties in my long johns where her mum sew in bulges on the sides. we call em melon-g-johns.

melon-g-johns by Krkič August 12, 2019

Melon Balling 

Another term for microwave a melon

Bob: Hey, Dwight said he lost his virginity last night. You believe it?
Carlos: Yeah, to a fruit. Nigga was caught melon balling in the bathroom two weeks ago.

Melon Balling by CrispyDisky August 15, 2019