kendall martin

kendall martin

Kendall Martin is the most beautiful girl i have ever seen. she has gorgeous brown hair, and her hazel eyes will make you forget about time and all other problems. Kendall Martin always knows what to say to make you forget about every thing, and she always can comfort you no matter how bad the situation is. Kendall Martin is the one person you think of all day, how pretty she is and how you want to spend the rest of your life with her. I love u Kendall Martin.

did you see Kendall Martin she is so pretty.

by Trenton Henry November 16, 2016

oh martin

an expression used by overly obsessed Martin Johnson fans. It prevents these kids from saying OH SHIT! or any other profanity during school hours. This is expression can be used in a good way or bad way.

Good Way:

Marki: Oh Martin, that cupcake was scrumdiddlyumptious!

Bad Way:

Marki: Oh martin! I dropped my phone!

by ohmartin123 February 14, 2009

Chris Martin

An talentless egotistical singer of a gay band who claims he can “fix you”

I need a real Chris Martin in my life!

by The Real Snail July 22, 2018

Bald Martin

Bold Martin like people sucking his feet

Bald Martin enjoys when big Jill and morgz suck his feet

by Bald Martin is a god August 1, 2020

Ken Martin

Any fastidious, mustachioed individual with a fondness for chest hair and uncomfortable elbow-pinching.

"Did you hear about my run in with that Ken Martin earlier? I feel like one of the victims on Law and Order: Special Victims Unit!"

by hiyoheynow May 28, 2009

steve martin

Unfunniest man in the world ... he's had white hair since the day he was born and even that isn't funny.

Oh my god!!! ... Did you see Steve Martin's standup gig last night??! ... the funniest thing happened ... he choked on the microphone wire and died!!

by BrainStern March 28, 2008

Demetri Martin

Comedian who ripped off mitch hedberg's style. But he's still funny...

"Another term for balloon is bad breath holder" ~Demetri Martin~

by Sgt. Pepper May 10, 2005