fat marcus

A piece pf shit fat fuck that does nothing but eat and sleep

haha, look at that fat marcus over there eating

by ugly_blobfish :D June 8, 2017

Pull a Marcus

Pulling a marcus is to injure yourself intentionally for attention or to get out of going to an event or to get out of school.

Do you want to pull a Marcus with me to get out of school

by James Ezra Carlos February 18, 2021

Pulling a Marcus

When a new-hire wins the company raffle for any prize (preferably a new tablet or ipad).

My wife totally pulled a Marcus the other day. At the end of her interview for the job, she agreed to work for the company and signed up for the raffle for the new kindle and WON IT!

Marc totally pulled a Marcus at the company summer picnic when he won the Ipad this summer. (pulling a marcus)

by hypo November 18, 2011

Uri and Marcus

Uri is a good person to be with fun attractive funny sexually stunning clam but can put up a good fight , Marcus is an amazing person he is sexually stunning, and incredibly well dressed with many talents, in and out of the bedroom, these two people can be the best of friends if they get to know each other ( which they should for they would have an amazing time), however if they ever decided to be together more then friends, then it would be the best relation ship they could ever be in.
This is true especially if Uri is a Taurus and Marcus is a Pisces

Uri and Marcus are amazing friends to be around, they are the life of the party .

by the truth study December 19, 2016

Hanging with Marcus

the act of smoking marijuana- specific to a group of dudes from South-Eastern, Pennsylvania

Hey man, you hanging with Marcus and me tonight?

by Marcus Weed January 12, 2008

The Great White Marcus

the freshman Marcus who sits by himself and carries his binder with him, so in case anyone questions what he's doing, he can flip through it as if to get something out of it (yet all he is doing is wasting time/stalling); has been known to sit with the great big green kid and the other guy; there are some noticeable differences between the real marcus and the great white marcus, however: the great white marcus looks really British, wears a watch, likes to sit with one leg crossed (the masculine way, however), and walks with his arms swaying sideways instead of forward and back (this is a sight to behold)

Ah! Look, it's the Great White Marcus! Behold!

by El_Scorcho September 15, 2004

Pulling a Marcus

always acting clumsy as fuck and typically breaking shit; typically a person who misplaces everything also

he was pulling a marcus last night by tripping over the hookah hose and thus causing the hot coal to fall on the ground and burn a hole in the rug.

by thor0708 September 26, 2011