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tighty whitie loser 

Tighty whitie loser (n.) - An unlucky boy is caught wearing tighty whities. Tighty whities should only be worn by kids 12 years old or younger. If anyone is caught wearing tighty whities, they are given wedgies on a daily basis.
When I was in junior high, I was playing with my friends on the recess yard. My pants were really loose and eventually fell to the ground. Mostly everyone saw my tighty whities ard laughed. I was crying the whole day. I was so embarrassed. Then in High school, I was changing for PE and I was wearing tighty whities. Some older guys picked me up by my tighty whities and hung me in the locker room for everyone to see. Everyone laughed at me. Now I only wear boxers!

suck loser 

a suck loser is a loser's loser. there are plenty of losers, but only a few are so extreme that they are not just losers, but belong to the elite field of suck losers. a suck loser is doomed for all eternity to be a suck loser.
Jeffrey thought the woman on the L train was checking him out; in reality, she was trying to figure out how to tell him his fly was open. He is such a suck loser.

Kris thought her patient was flattering her and hitting on her. Later on the patient's family explained that he had a frontal lobe brain tumor and was speaking nonsense. That is when she realized that she is a suck loser.
suck loser by LazerBeem April 28, 2011

anime loser 

Someone who takes anime too seriously or never stops talking about it.
Someone said by an anime loser "Did you see the episode when protagonist school kid transformed into the robo demon octo-senpai ?"
anime loser by RavenGM1 November 25, 2015

Sore Loser 

Blames everything possible for the loss except himself.
"Dude, you should've seen that Tony bloke, he almost cried when that kid choked him out in a grapple spar"

"Yeah dude, he's a real sore loser. Can never admit that he's a sh*t C*$t..."
Sore Loser by Laffyboi June 19, 2018

Facebook loser 

One who:

i. Acts incredibly sad on social networking sites, like Twitter, MySpace and especially Facebook.com

ii. Acts nothing like their online alter-ego in real life

iii. Spends majority of the day on social networking sites attempting to "pick up chicks"
Brian: Hey dude, did you see this hot chick I found on facebook.com?

Steve: You're such a facebook loser!

tonights big loser 

thats it. sals tonights big loser

Sexy Loser 

1. By many standards, a sexually attractive person. But due too one or more generally unnatural fetishes and habits, is not accepted or understood (or liked) unanomously by the populous.
<see necropheliac, incestual, chronic masturbater, concensual deficator, etc.>
2. A comical and pornographic comic strip filled with characters matching the description in def. #1.
1. "Melissa? Dude, she likes to make guys eat her shit!"/"Man, that melissa is one sexy loser."
2. (opinion)- Wow! Sexy Losers is the funniest fucking comic ever! ... And the writer is almost certainly going straight to hell! That sick fucking genius bastard, shooting suck in reprisal!
Sexy Loser by Supermanchild January 2, 2004