lizard wizard

An effeminate, pubescent homosexual male noted for granting sexual favours to his straight class mates. Also may carry a wand or cloak of office.

Oh man Jimmy was sucking Carl's dick in the back of the locker room earlier. He's such a fucking lizard wizard.

by Slagbard June 1, 2019

lineage 2

Ok Lineage is a realy good game..maybe not the best game in world but its realy good...im tellin you...its worth playing it...i'v been playing it my self for 4 years...ok more abaut it...yeh btw the is now LineAge 2 Kameal...so you start withg making a charecter you can choose Human,Light Elf,Dark Elf,Orc and Dwarf...there are many different classes for example "Tyrant" Is Areally good class for pvps(player vs player)...in this game you have big map very nice music and nature...you have to kill mobs(monsters) to rise your lvl(level) to get money also kill mobs (monsters) and other things also...if u want to play it then go to w w w.extremetop100.c o m...and ull find it...also in it you do quests you can marrie go for raid bosses...get in to clans.allys....you can be leader of your clan then later you can go on siege to take up an castle...of course other calns will be in war with you ...so ull have to defend your castle...you also have diffrent events its GM (GameMaster) who makes them.and many more things u can do there...enjoy it^^

Me-Hey.what up how u doing igor?
Igor-Ahh Hi Im Bored...
Me-Maybe Lets Go PLay Lineage 2
igor-what is that? is it good?
Me-yeah its one of the best games
igor-ok

by Zex_Skater_Dude February 23, 2008

Muddy Lizard

A flaccid penis after finishing anal sex. "muddy" because it's got shit all over it.

1- "Damn dude looks like you got a muddy lizard"
2- "Yeah I went anal on my girlfriend last night and I haven't showered yet"

by LadiesAndGentlemen July 7, 2012

Lizanne

Lizanne is what happens to you when you are drinking a beverage (mostly alcoholic) and you burst out laughing and the beverage comes out of your nose and you spit on everyone!
The result: being sticky and your nose burns for one week and 3 nights....

"Someone told me about an umbilical cord kebab served to people who enjoys hurting girls - i laughed so hard i lizanned - and my nose is still burning!!"

by Miss Carstens June 18, 2008

LineAce

To be epic PWN. And have l33t skills.

LineAce pisses excellence.

by Penis Popper April 18, 2008

lizard bitch

A female V or Visitor, on the original and new TV show "V". Definitely not a Fifth Columnist.

We have to wait until at least November to see what the lizard bitch Ana does with the Earth!

by pentozali July 7, 2010

lizard sleeve

Much like a wizard sleeve, this dangly vagina is rough and scaly- resembling a reptile.

"Ack! This bitch is attacking me with her lizard sleeve!"

Much to Ben's surprise, that very sweet stripper is sporting a serious lizard sleeve.

Girl 1: "This is normal right?"
Guy 1: "Aw hell naw bitch get that lizard sleeve out mah house!

by Nictoria January 15, 2014