Kyle

He will drink all of your monster and Mountain Dew prior to punching a hole in your wall

That’s Kyle's sixth monster today

Watch out

by Bryson 210 June 8, 2019

Kyle

A person you loves Mountain Dew and is baptise by it and punches holes in walls

Hey Kyle you are Mountain Dewey

by Nonsemore June 11, 2019

kyle

Kyle is a hoe, kyle literally only knows one word - true, this is due to the amount of hoe'ing he's done in the past and present.
it's left him dumb as fuck and illiterate. kyle likes to brag about his sweaty fornite skills, kyle likes to watch his partner die from distance while he gets all kills because hes a sweaty betty.

kyle might also use his alias - djnicey, to hoe around some more. he's in love with alisha booker.

girl: kyle is such a hoe
guy: ikr, he ate my ass and never replied to my texts again
kyle: true

by anne nonymous :) June 11, 2019

Kyle

Kyle is a hella cool man who likes planes and space and Russians. He drinks Monster because Kyles of all sorts need their fuel. Kyle is a deity most commonly known as KYYYLLEEE locally at Space Camp. His disciples are his beloved, and they cherish and pray to him for his everlasting love and safety.

Disciple 1: KYLLLEEEE!
Rest of Disciples: KYYYYYYYLLLLLEEEEEE!
Kyle: When can I go homeeeeee

by russianamish June 18, 2019

kyle

drinks mountain dew all day and rides atvs. most of the time a redneck and disrespects his parents.

Mom: Kyle, stop drinking that Mountain Dew!
Kyle: Fuck you mom.

by fiber the bot June 22, 2019

Kyle

Someone who drinks monster energy, wears muscle shirts and flat caps and punches holes in his drywall while listening to heavy metal.

“Hey, did you see that kyle at the party?”

by 123890567 June 25, 2019

Kyler

Nice, a bit gay. (NOT GAY LOL) retired gear fighter. Has discord, and literally has a best friend named kai. Is a bit dead sometimes and kai has nobody to talk to. ;<

Kyler is homo lol

by some guy chatting with friends July 2, 2019