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Trash Kangaroo

The opossum because it carries it's babies in a pouch is why it's similar to a kangaroo
Stupid trash kangaroos are in the dumpster hissing at my co workers.
by Catwoman1995 December 5, 2018
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Alabama Kangaroo

The utilization of a motorized scooter for disability (specifically morbid obesity) to drive oneself and their defenseless progeny to a location for more sustenance. The progenitor must so thoroughly fill the motor scooter's space that the progeny cannot physically fit anywhere except a small pocket of air in the floor space of the scooter, sized somewhat akin to a Guantanamo Bay Enhanced Interrogation Room (and accomplishing the same effect).

The Alabama Kangaroo should not be mistaken for the Alabama Camel, as the former keeps progeny safe from flying out, while simultaneously ensuring brain damage (due to hitting the scooter steering column) if the scooter were to stop suddenly.
He’s like a baby kangaroo in his mother's pouch! What an Alabama Kangaroo!
by TyCooper2010 February 5, 2019
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literal kangaroo

The literal kangaroo is a marsupial from the family Macropodidae. They freely run around Australia.
Skyler Turden don't know what is a literal kangaroo.
by JimmyRustles2 September 17, 2019
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Literal kangaroo

"Did you know in Australia they have literal kangaroos just running around."
by rogerol September 18, 2019
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Literal Kangaroo

a racial pejorative for native australians
Dave laughed at the literal kangaroos that ran alongside his car in Australia.
by jollyhorse September 18, 2019
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literal kangaroo

A discriminatory term for homeless transgender Australians
I was driving down main street when a literal kangaroo ran right down the road in front of me.
by twigsnberries September 18, 2019
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Literal Kangaroo

An ethnic slur for Australian people, first popularized by anti-gay Youtuber Dave Rubin.
They've got kangaroos just running in public. You'll be driving your car and have a LITERAL KANGAROO will just whoosh by.
by 69bossassbitch69 September 18, 2019
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