The Japanese pig

The act of the Japanese pig is where you take the head of your cock and chop it of and ship it to China some do it for pleasure

John: I heard dave did the Japanese pig
James: he didn't ship it to Japan did he

by Phat dog maker November 9, 2024

Japanese mud mask

The act of a morbidly obese person sitting on someone’s face and farting after not wiping their ass for an extended period of time

My face was so exfoliated after big Bertha showed me a Japanese mud mask

by DroolyAkaFarmerJohn March 26, 2023

Japanese Jazz Hands

When your hibachi chef fluffs his junk before lighting the onion ring volcano, his way of enhancing the experience for everyone involved.

Though it’s not the cleanest but I know I have a good chef when I see his Japanese jazz hands fire off before the show.

by Slimmer Fredette February 19, 2022

the japanese girl reading this

A cute girl with a good attitude and a nice heart who want stop talking also short

the japanese girl reading this is short

by jesuUS69 June 1, 2022

japanese restart

To turn off an electronic device by pulling a plug out or shutting of power.

Shit computers running slow, better give it a Japanese restart.

by Callzumen January 21, 2018

japanese tradition

Any sort of hentai involving the Japanese language, and/or a whiney victim.

Dude, did you see any Japanese tradition last night?
Nah, just 5 fat guys and tentacles.

by Charlie Fagbag February 9, 2015

Japanese crucifixion

Where you nail your penis to a board. By then attempting to have anal sex with a gorilla. Leading you to get stomped to death.

I am so ashamed of myself that I am surrendering myself to a Japanese crucifixion

by Huyah sushi July 28, 2019