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tidy up the garden

I'm seeing John tomorrow, so I'd better tidy up the garden tonight in advance.
by greekgoldrush June 2, 2016
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Edmonton Garden Hose

A story about an Edmonton man in his garden ramming a garden hose firmly and cleanly up his ass and turning on the hose literally filling his asscheeks with water as a form of ritual he saw online (4Chan) to get rid of his passionate and explosive homosexuality by "cleansing" his insides, however the ritual didn't work (obviously)and instead made him even more homosexual, now craves a different kind of hose with a different kind of liquid in his ass.
I just learned that JAMIE WAS THE MAN THAT DID Edmonton Garden Hose!!!!!!!
by Rionox February 27, 2023
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dirty Olive Garden

the act of shoving an Olive Garden breadstick up one's ass and performing anal sex while using alfredo sauce as lube
"Jenny was horny during dinner so I gave her the dirty Olive Garden
by butter-flies January 24, 2023
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Dirty Olive Garden

the act of shoving Olive Garden salad up one's ass before eating spaghetti
"I was feeling kind of overheated last night so I gave myself a Dirty Olive Garden"
by butter-flies January 24, 2023
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Garden of Eden Hair

When your hair is so long it covers your chest/boobs/nips like Eve in the Garden of Eden.
My hair grew so much during quarantine I now have Garden of Eden hair!
by Kilij522 January 19, 2021
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US Botanic Gardens

Brendan they know you are an undercover spy for USBG, this is a warning. lay low in Buenos Aires for a month on this program called CIEE or the English will take the asset. Every couple of days pretend to be "sick" as you will be called on missions to help protect our national security. We will contact you shortly, stay safe, watch for The Big Cheese, and eat some empanadas for us.

Love you Brendan
For classified eyes only, if you aren't Brendan or part of the US Botanic Gardens, then burn in hell, sucka.
by The Small Cheese July 7, 2022
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Clason Point Gardens

Clason point gardens the greatest place to live.
Stan-Hey man you should come visit Clason point gardens
Mom-I heard it’s nice over there
by Niggalations 12:15 April 11, 2022
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