organic mushroom gardening

So this guy texted omg when I told her that I'm pregnant even though I'm a guy and liek I have no idea what omg means so I went to Google to search for what it meant and it means Organic Mushroom Gardening so yeah if you're gonna be pregnant soon and you don't know what omg means then here you go.

Humanoid 1: Dude you are like so pregnant right now!
Humanoid 3: Hey who ate Humanoid 2?
Humanoid 2: bEcAusE 7 aTe 9!
Humanoid 7: ORGANIC MUSHROOM GARDENING!!!

by Akoof May 16, 2019

late night gardening

the act of breaking up, smoking, growing, or baking marijuana

man i was late night gardening last night

by kuhayeluh January 10, 2010

Alabama garden hose

While getting a blowjob, you find you really need to pee. You suggest through body language that you're going to cum, but instead grab the back of their head and piss in their mouth.

My friend's mom was blowing me but I realized that she was ugly so I pulled out my Alabama Garden Hose.

by Uncle Screwj May 5, 2017

tidy up the garden

to trim your pubic hair

I'm seeing John tomorrow, so I'd better tidy up the garden tonight in advance.

by greekgoldrush June 2, 2016

Garden of Eden Hair

When your hair is so long it covers your chest/boobs/nips like Eve in the Garden of Eden.

My hair grew so much during quarantine I now have Garden of Eden hair!

by Kilij522 January 19, 2021

Edmonton Garden Hose

A story about an Edmonton man in his garden ramming a garden hose firmly and cleanly up his ass and turning on the hose literally filling his asscheeks with water as a form of ritual he saw online (4Chan) to get rid of his passionate and explosive homosexuality by "cleansing" his insides, however the ritual didn't work (obviously)and instead made him even more homosexual, now craves a different kind of hose with a different kind of liquid in his ass.

I just learned that JAMIE WAS THE MAN THAT DID Edmonton Garden Hose!!!!!!!

by Rionox February 27, 2023

US Botanic Gardens

Brendan they know you are an undercover spy for USBG, this is a warning. lay low in Buenos Aires for a month on this program called CIEE or the English will take the asset. Every couple of days pretend to be "sick" as you will be called on missions to help protect our national security. We will contact you shortly, stay safe, watch for The Big Cheese, and eat some empanadas for us.

Love you Brendan

For classified eyes only, if you aren't Brendan or part of the US Botanic Gardens, then burn in hell, sucka.

by The Small Cheese July 7, 2022