hurtin' 

Drunk, impaired, in deep and sweet love.

That guy is really hurtin'.
He is such a hurter.
Omigawd, he is totally hurtin' for you.

hurtin' by Dana March 17, 2004

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley 

The hottest chick in the world. Growing up in Devon, she was bullied and teased at school for having a double-barrelled name, small breasts, and for her full lips (now one of her most famous assets). She got voted Miss Big Mouth because she talked constantly and, after a growth spurt at the age of 13, Girl Most Likely To Become A Supermodel. Then she grew 20. And how. She's a victoria's secret model and is one of the hottest females on the planet. The best part about her is that she is the nicest and kindest human being.

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley ugly duckling syndrome model victoria's secret hot babe

Rosie Huntington-Whiteley by primeoptimusssss October 21, 2011

duck hunting permit

A duck hunting permit is a sex filled situation.

"Let's go have some fun,
I hope we all have our duck hunting permits!"

duck hunting permit by Lu. April 19, 2008

Paddy Hunting Day

1. June 24th.
2. A day for being mean to people called Patrick
3. The single day of the year when you are allowed to taunt a person, mercilessly for doing something stupid, inept or incomprehensible.

The origins of Paddy Hunting Day are nothing to do with the persecution of the Irish. The origins of the term date to June 24th 2008 when Patrick Sinclair of Stornoway, Outer Hebrides went out walking on a day he should have been rehearsing for a play. Regulated Paddy Hunting involves giving the subject a 20min head start and then pursuing them in a Skoda, preferably cross-country, rally style to the accompanyment of blazing horns.
Paddy Hunting Day taunting involes slapping the subject on the head repeatedly, poking them with the business end of a broom or running them over with a Skoda

Paddy Hunting Day by NIDRY June 29, 2008

hurtin for a squirtin 

one who has diarrhea who must relieve themself

Man, dude, I ate taco bell last night and now I'm hurtin for a squirtin!

hurtin for a squirtin by luigi1111111 May 15, 2018

Bunny Hunting 

Skiing very fast past obvious beginners in an attempt to make them fall over. Very, very fun.

Guy 1: Hey look, its the ski school!
Guy 2: Oh yeah, looks like time for some serious bunny hunting.

Bunny Hunting by Jewgold2493 December 31, 2009

Hurtin Ass 

Hurtin Ass means you have a sore arse

When I was a small boy I visited Co. Donegal for a holiday with my Mother, Father and young sister. We went for a walk one day and met a donkey. My father to me not to go near it but being a wilful child I ignored his good advice and walked round the back of the donkey. I turned to look at my parents and the animal lashed out with his back feet. I had a Hurtin Ass for the next few days.

Hurtin Ass by St. Ias December 28, 2005