hookerated

When something acts as a hooker does. Going down, walking the streets, etc

Damn, MSN is hookerated AGAIN! We should all move to JABBER, it's the NU HAWTNESS!

by The_Tick March 30, 2005

hip-holka

the crypto-fied musical lunch that fuses hip-hop and polka; characterized by smooth, funkified lyrics, a rhythmatic bass guitar and drums combo, wind instruments (specifically, saxphones, trumpets, and trumbones) and one badass muthfuckin accordion

Listen to da funk
As my hip-holka sounds...

by The Deuce December 17, 2005

mouth hooker

A female who gets what she wants by giving blowies.

I can't believe Tina got tickets for that sold out show. Must have given somebody mouth favors. Fucken'mouth hooker!

by rzagt March 4, 2009

Halmstad hook

The halmstad hook is an advanced sexual maneuver involving felching and a twist on snowballing, named for a town in Sweden where it is very popular. It builds on top of felching by taking the semen extracted from the recipient's anus (in this case called "Swedish Cheese") and delivering it into same recipient's mouth via a french kiss. This may be followed by a swift slap on the ass.

Dagmar blew his load in Greta's ass and quickly lowered his head to suck out what he'd just left. Then, to Greta's surprise, Dagmar pulled her head up and forced his tongue into her mouth, delivering the salty Swedish Cheese deep into her mouth. After completing the Halmstad Hook, he slapped her roughly on the ass after this.

by Jou Blou April 24, 2010

hook up

1. make out with someone
2. get together with someone (as a date)

i hooked up with that guy...he was yummy

by Ronnie May 25, 2003

hooker

1. A source of pleasure, mainly sex, bt only if payed.
2. Target practice.

1. Check it out. A hooker. Hand me my wallet and my sex enhancing pills.
2. Check it out. A hooker. Hand me my grenades and rocket launcher.

by Doom June 30, 2003

hook up

Getting intimate without getting emotional.

that hook up with ben dosent mean anythign. i like matt!

by Specialklala5 November 2, 2006