Helpster

Someone who passive aggressively brags about how much they volunteer to various causes.

"Every day Shannon posts on Facebook about some stupid cause." "I know right what a helpster."

by Hornehole February 4, 2010

help

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by [EMMA June 11, 2018

self help welts

(n.) Calices on the hand, specifically created by nights of lonely male masturbation.

Two dudes shake hands

Dude 1 says, "Holy shit!"

Dude 2 sighs and says "Self help welts."

by K-Mezz LIGHTNING October 4, 2006

Whadda ya need help for?

Invented by Jeff Mcrae (see: Jeff Mcrae), "Whadda ya need help for?" is the ultimate act of humor in a computer class/lab. While someone works on a computer, reach over and press the F1 key (or other Help File hot key) to open the program's help menu, while saying "Whadda ya need help for?" in a sarcastic manner.
Also, there is a delayed "Whadda ya need help for?" This is done when the user is away from the computer and F1 is pressed. When the user gets back, often moving the mouse out from a screen saver, the Help File/Menu is open, and the "Jeff Mcrae" says "Whadda ya need help for?"

"Whadda ya need help for?" is often used in conjunction with zings.

Andrew: *Working on the computer, turns head to the left*

Jeff(from the right): *Runs up and presses F1 and runs away laughing* "Whadda ya need help for?!~!?"

Andrew: "Bastard!!"

by Jimmi April 11, 2005

hellur

how an egyptian would pronounce hello. they would shout this often to get sexy geil's attention.

person 1: hellur
person 1: Hellur!
person 1: HELLURRRRRRRRRRRRR!
person 2: yes?

by sexy geil September 13, 2009

hamburger helper

bad heroin, cut to much

he sells hamburger helper

by Wappingers Falls August 4, 2008

hamburger helper

Getting off with your partners face covered in shit.

when your partner is giving you a reach around with theri face in your asshole. Then right when you start to cum you shit on their face making it look like hamburger helper.

by the hopwood June 25, 2009