Andrew Guillot

A sack of fucking shit with a bag of herpes on his face.

Person: "Have you seen Andrew Guillot?"
Me: "Oh, that sack of shit? No. Otherwise, my eyes would have gone blind due to the bag of herpes on his face."

by 1216 October 31, 2016

Quilt Guild

A bunch of bitchy women that feel they all know everything and aNY thing about quilting.

The meeting was a bust because the Quilt Guild couldn't agree on anything.

by Frustrated with stupidity November 7, 2016

Mas Guido

A round and hairy Italian man who bites to draw blood

Girl, you betta be careful of dat man he be a Mas Guido!!!

by The Real Snail July 22, 2018

gatlin guild

A sour puss that’s trash at basketball

Gatlin Guild is trash at basketball

by BlaineZzz March 11, 2021

Thieves Guild Stuff

When you are sucking off Delvin while Vex watches in the Ragged Flagon

Dude, I was just doing some thieves guild stuff in there.

by abbacchiosbigmommymilkers February 18, 2022

Germanic Guido

Guido with the hard G is the Germanic variant of the Italian version. A Germanic Guido is usually from Europe and will most likely never set foot on American soil due to the fact that the Italian version is a complete disaster there. The Germanic Guido has a dark sense of humor and is mostly considered insane, although accepted by most as an okay person.

Germanic Guido being defined:

Person 1: Did you see how Guido blew up his desk with a stash of fireworks?
Person 2: Yea, they should lock him up or something.
Person 1: Ah well, at least he's the Germanic variant.

by Imanisu March 4, 2022

Community guildelines

something that Susan wojcicki will falsely do

I just got a community guildelines strike! *appeals
AI: DENIED YOU FUCKASS!1,1

by fuckshit7j7 March 7, 2022