A political concern held by a significant portion of low-information voters in a given electorate that either completely misidentifies the cause of a real problem or is based on fears that have no basis in reality. Named after a joke on Bluesky about 25% of people believing a creature called "Glonzo" chewing through power lines causes high electricity prices.
Climate change is real, but half the base thinks it's caused by space lasers. It's a total Glonzo issue.
by Lilith_NightRose July 11, 2025
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Totally disrespecting everyone and everything around them.
Very similar to a Porch Monkey.
Totally disrespecting everyone and everything around them.
Very similar to a Porch Monkey.
This Gronee was saying all kinds of stupid crap... acting like fool and playing vulgar music. Not something normal people would do.
by CT RADIO August 20, 2025
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When three people are working together, one is female and the other two are males. The female is in a relationship with one of the males but leaves the one male for the other. The male gonzode the other males bitch.
When three people are working together, one is female and the other two are males. The female is in a relationship with one of the males but leaves the one male for the other. The male gonzode the other males bitch.
by Jaxen Humphrey August 23, 2025
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by Speedwagon64 September 5, 2025
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Damn Gonzalez eatting again?
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Get the grong mug.A overweight Italian New Yorker Man who sweats profusely, often using hand gestures and ends sentences with forget about it or Auhhhhhh
Squints his eyes frequently and gives overdramatic inappropriate facial gesture more often than not
Thinks that being overweight and greasy is a sign that he's in organized crime
Has a cousin named Vinny who owns the sleaziest strip club in town
Squints his eyes frequently and gives overdramatic inappropriate facial gesture more often than not
Thinks that being overweight and greasy is a sign that he's in organized crime
Has a cousin named Vinny who owns the sleaziest strip club in town
by JDsCracksonRacks September 11, 2025
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