A sexual act in which the customer lays under a glass coffeetable and looks up through it, while their partner defecates on the top. How some people find this stimulating I'll never know.
Also can refer to the same positioning with a coffee table but the person on top merely presses their genitals onto the glass, for "squashed" visual effect - or can refer to defecating onto someone's face which has been first covered in plastic kitchen wrap like Saran Wrap.
Also can refer to the same positioning with a coffee table but the person on top merely presses their genitals onto the glass, for "squashed" visual effect - or can refer to defecating onto someone's face which has been first covered in plastic kitchen wrap like Saran Wrap.
Your grandfather got arrested in Thailand again after paying an underage transvestite hooker for some Funke Faust action.
by copkyle420 November 23, 2019
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The intergalactic vibrations of groovy cats in tune with the mothership, revolutionizing human consciousness through grooves and jams that are typically psychedellic in nature.
2) Funk,
A stank stench - non-specific in origin but experienced quite specifically.
3) Funk,
Other definitions and bastardizations of the word are attributed to some serious jive talkin' turkeys not from the mothership.
The intergalactic vibrations of groovy cats in tune with the mothership, revolutionizing human consciousness through grooves and jams that are typically psychedellic in nature.
2) Funk,
A stank stench - non-specific in origin but experienced quite specifically.
3) Funk,
Other definitions and bastardizations of the word are attributed to some serious jive talkin' turkeys not from the mothership.
1) That groovy cat Methastopholes can really bring da funk! When I hear his vibrations I'm teleported to Funk City in the most groovy way can ya' dig?
2) OMG WTF is that god awful funk coming out of the fridge, the garbage, your room, your ass...
3) What the funk is that... A jive talkin' turkey would say.
2) OMG WTF is that god awful funk coming out of the fridge, the garbage, your room, your ass...
3) What the funk is that... A jive talkin' turkey would say.
by G-Clint-Groove-Cat September 6, 2013
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Kim: No way Simon! I'm not going anywhere near that dick funk
Kim: No way Simon! I'm not going anywhere near that dick funk
by mattpacer May 16, 2016
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Get the Reverend of Funk mug.She nasal assaulted me with her bearded funk box. I told her to close her legs because her bearded funk box destroyed my sense of smell.
by Bad Baloo December 21, 2024
Get the bearded funk box mug.When a male finishes inside of a female and the secretion of the male mixes with the females vaginal fluid
by FunkyMark May 21, 2023
Get the Funk Soup mug.someone with a generally small build who is full of spunk and funk
generally very feisty
can also mean a bit of small poop that looks a bit off
generally very feisty
can also mean a bit of small poop that looks a bit off
Mizza: you see her over there
Mozza: yeh shes a funk nugget
Mozza: yo i just pooped out a funky poop
Mizza: dont you mean a funk nugget
Mozza: yeh shes a funk nugget
Mozza: yo i just pooped out a funky poop
Mizza: dont you mean a funk nugget
by um....yeh February 24, 2020
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