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you fucking suck at life 

Is a sentence used in jest or seriousness describing an individual not doing well in life; Especially in the areas of career, love, finances, personal problems and the like.
"look at you man!, you're a fucking wreck: you lost your job, your wife, you are in serious debt, and smoking crack non stop!...I'd hate to say it, but you fucking suck at life!!"
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fucking fat-ass 

Someonr who doesn't recognize their own state of being overweight. They generally tend to get in the way inadvertently, not noticing they haves pilled over into one's personal space.
Look at that fucking fat-ass, he's taking up the entire couch!
fucking fat-ass by G.H. October 10, 2005

Fucking pissed as shit

Not only to be 'pissed'
Not only to be 'pissed as shit'
But to be 'fucking pissed as shit'
Not to be confused with 'Mother fucking pissed as shit'

Normally is caused by the lack of pussy grinding on your dick, going positive in call of duty or having homework on the weekend.
Broski 1: Hey dude whats up?
Broski 2: Nothing much just fucking pissed as shit...
Broski 1: Dude, how come?? whats wrong? (NO HOMO)
Broski 2: I was playing Call of Duty and I told my bitch to give me a rim job and she shot me down.
Broski 1: Dude....How aren't you mother fucking pissed as shit?

Fucking Dumb Ass Stupid Whore Bitch Asshole Fucker 

a stupid dumb ass bitch, who you refuse to take her shit daily, and you RAMMED HER HEAD IN WITH A BASEBALL MOTHER FUCKING BAT... also... SHELIA ADAMS, a stupid little whore bitch, dat i know foreva, so, mhm, yeah. this is also a person that you have known for a long time, and you have always hated this person, and they have destroyed your life, and they are worse then any little bitch u eva met.

1."do u know a fucking dumb ass stupid whore bitch asshole fucker?"
2."yeah of coruse, shelia adams."

what in the actual fucking fuck 

when something is so incredibly fucking stupid and shocking u are left speechless and fucking fuck says it all for u
“did u see brendon urie getting fingered in the kitchen?”

*sends pic*
“what in the actual fucking fuck is this”

Fuckinahhhh🤤🤤 

That word your friend will use when he cant think of what hes trying to say.
Ant shit bro... fuckinahhhh🤤🤤 just trying to get these dishes done.

You're fucking your ass from within

This is when the shit you take is extremely painful, or there's a dick that's coming out of your ass. Whichever is your case.
Person 1: I had a painful shit today.
Person 2: Oh, you're fucking your ass from within.
Person 1: What?