fork

a fake dork, one who pretends to be lame

"What is 2+2?" Bill asked.
"Uhhh 5?" Bob said.

Bob is a fork. He knew the answer, but decided to be a fork instead.

by natamatar March 14, 2009

Fork

Robert Banhegyi is infact a fork.

Hey, you see that kid over there?" "Yea, Robert?" "Yea, he's fork, aye?" "hahaha, yea, a serious one

by Mystrey person. July 5, 2010

forkfuck

Sticking a fork up your tight, little, Asshole

I just forkfucked my buddy the other day

by TheTwoTrucksGuy December 20, 2020

Grand Forkian

A word to describe someone who lives in Grand Forks, B.C. Canada.

1 "Whats up, fellow Grand Forkian?"

2 "My fellow Grand Forkian and I will be leaving"

by Acenom January 14, 2011

she bites the fork

a female who is overly aggressive

“i broke up with her then she slashed my tires”
“yeah man, she bites the fork”

by sickomode69 July 17, 2019

forkface

Lauren, because clearly is a forkface. Clearly. And pees in human-water.

Forkface went to the movies. On the way, Forkface tripped over her own feet and died.

by Convectionface April 20, 2004

The Ol' Knife Fork and Spoon

Slang replacement in the play "The Temple" because "The Ol' Crab Stick doggystyle" was deemed to explicit.

Laurie: Give her the Ol' knife fork & spoon eh!! haha
Audience Member1: Oh thats disgusting!
Audience Member2: Quite right!
Audience Member3: What the fuck does it mean?

by El*Duche February 27, 2005