Why my pee pee blue?

24 hours after sexual intercourse with a extraterrestrial urination may be blue.

Him: why my pee pee blue?
Doctor: it seems like you fucked E.T.

by Fishyotter March 28, 2018

Why The fuck my Peepee hard

A great way to start a conversation with your dad

"Hey dad, why the fuck my Peepee Hard?"
"You're my daughter"
"I have questions my body's changing"
"This is normal"

by Mr Yelah September 17, 2017

why is watermelon sugar still trending

A phrase that I've read to many times.

"Why is watermelon sugar still trending?"
"Dunno , bro. Ask Harry, he won a Grammy for it"

"Why is wms still #1?"
"MAYBE CUZ YOU KEEP ASKING WHY "

by fruty May 11, 2021

Why is everything on here related to sex?

Idk man. Maybe people here think it's funny.
This is probably something everyone has wondered.

Why is everything on here related to sex?
I have no idea.

Lil' Bill: *searches up "living organisms"
Urban Dictionary: Sex, sex, sex, sex
Lil' Bill: ... ???

by idon'tknowwhyiexist June 16, 2021

thats why yo mama dead

dead as hell. what shoes she got in her casket?

That's why you shoes raggedy

Thats why yo mama dead.

by thats why yo mama dead September 27, 2020

Why do you hate America?

For a time after the second Iraq War began on March 20, 2003, dissent against this military action was viewed as unpatriotic by many people in the United States, particularly those on the right end of the political spectrum. Arguments against the war - whatever their merit or basis - were often met by the phrase "why do you hate America"?

Now, several years later, the phrase has gained ironic usage and is more often utilized to emphasize the irrelevance, illogic, or foolishness of the original argument; see examples below.

Original usage:

Person 1: Well, I don't see why we needed to go to Iraq. Clearly Saddam Hussein was no danger to the United States.

Person 2: Why do you hate America?



Current usage:

Person 1: How can people watch professional wrestling? It's so fake.

Person 2: Why do you hate America?

by havick December 08, 2008

Why did you say that name?!

The most hilarious quote from the movie Dawn of Justice: Batman V. Superman by actor Ben Affleck starring as Batman.

Superman: s-save Martha!
Batman: Why did you say that name?!
Lois Lane: It's his mother's name!

by cuz 8O3 December 12, 2016