monkeys trying to fuck a football 

When a group of incompetent rejects can't handle the simplist task

Salesmen: We don't know what happened boss, we thought we had that guy for sure.

Salesmanager: You retards couldn't close a front door.

Salesmen: Sorry boss, we will do better next time.

Salesmanager: No you won't you peices of shit, you guys are like monkeys trying to fuck a football

monkeys trying to fuck a football by wamboozled October 10, 2014

arena football 

A stupid football league thats full of guys that can't make it in the NFL. Another sad attempt to match the NFL's great football league.

"Man did you watch that Arena Football game last night?"
"Ya, I think my IQ dropped."

arena football by M33p0rz May 1, 2006

michigan football 

The winningest and most storied college football team of all-time. Leads series with arch-rivals Ohio State, Notre Dame, and Michigan State. Also has the largest football stadium in the country holding over 107,501 fans.

The Michigan football team will win the National Championship in 2006.

michigan football by jordan s August 18, 2006

Arsenal Football Club 

The biggest football team in London and the third largest football team in England.

sponge is gay, he is terrified of Arsenal Football Club

Arsenal Football Club by thessparked August 30, 2020

Florida Football 

Miami's BITCH since the Ronald Regan era.

Hey Mike, I heard Florida Football is finally on the map with 2 national titles. Yep....but their still Miami's bitch!

Florida Football by C-dogg1972 May 13, 2008

Worlds best football club

Also known as F. C. Barcelona

Just watch Barca play and you'll see that the worlds best football club is F . C. Barcelona.

Worlds best football club by Barcelista June 15, 2010

ARENA FOOTbALL 

Arena Football is like the NFL, only the stadiums are smaller, the players arn't as good, it dosn't nearly have as much strategy, they only usually pass the ball, it's not as exciting, there uniforms are ugly, and there is NO defence!

Announcer: Now it's time for arena football! Now the first team gets the ball passes it deep and it's a touchdown. OK now the other team gets the ball they pass it long and it's a touchdown. Now hears the kickoff he takes it in for a touchdown. Now the other team gets the ball they throw it long and it's a touchdown.

GET IT!?

ARENA FOOTbALL by Spikesy July 9, 2006