fedorable

it's like adorable but for someone who wears a fedora because they got a bad haircut and they are trying to cover it up.

OMG! Jesse thinks he's so fedorable in that stupid hat.

by Hola_I'm_Lola June 18, 2008

fedophile

One who is completely obsessed with Roger Federer.
Phrase coined by GOTOTENNIS

That woman is SUCH a fedophile

by FreakyFrites March 27, 2009

Fedora

A pussy magnet

"Kyle's so hot!"

"I know Katie, that Fedora complements his sexy neckbeard perfectly."

"Help I'm orgasming!"

by PopShouldDieLikeMCR November 18, 2018

federal pound me in the ass prison

A quote from the movie Office Space.
See also white color resort prison.

"We get caught laundering money, we're not going to white color resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to Federal pound me in the ass prison" -- Office Space

by Stavr0 November 19, 2003

fedorable

Able to be smelled from a great distance.

Angela's fart in Soho was fedorable enough to be detected by her Collie in Brooklyn.

by Fletus July 22, 2009

Federapper

A redneck wannabe rapper. A federapper often thinks they actually have talent when clearly, they don't.

Federapper = Kevin Federline

by Atsilia September 1, 2006

fedex

People that deliver your stuff, if it gets lost during shipping, it's becuase the person delivering it has stolen it.

My pet Rabbit never came.

by Cloud July 20, 2004