Ukulele

A sad, poor, lonely excuse for a guitar. Seen in garbage bins and that one Vance Joy music video.

Guy 1: Hey, we need a guitarist for our band
Guy 2: I can play ukulele
Guy 1: FUCK.

by PopShouldDieLikeMCR March 05, 2018

Fedora

A pussy magnet

"Kyle's so hot!"

"I know Katie, that Fedora complements his sexy neckbeard perfectly."

"Help I'm orgasming!"

by PopShouldDieLikeMCR November 18, 2018