Fountain of Youth

The fountain of youth can only be defined as filling a tub with your (and possibly your friend/ family's) semen, only to bathe in it

Guy 1: Dude I just swam in the fountain of youth and look at my skin!
Guy 2: I wanna try that. Think you can help me fill it up?

by The brotherhood of cum May 2, 2016

muddy funter

Local version of "Muddy Funster" MoFo
a polite way of saying "mother fucker" or "muddafucka"

The muddy funter cut me up at the lights

by Kevv ww September 6, 2006

the fountain

While taking a piss and getting someone to look at your junk. It is worth 7 kicks to the ass of the observer while calling them names making them apear gay.

Chris: Dude did you just get Gerber to look at your dick?

Skyler: Yeah man I gave em the fountain!!!!!

by armyman56m October 19, 2010

Roman Fountain

The act of urinating into your partners anus and them farting it out at least 4 inches into the air.

Chad loves receiving a Roman Fountain from Andi .

by ChadLovesAndi...Hard September 7, 2016

Chocolate Fountain

When someone ingests laxatives and proceeds to lay down and angle their butt upwards defecating on themselves.

I was constipated Saturday so I took laxatives and did a chocolate fountain for fun.

by Papa Pale October 25, 2016

clayton fountain

An egotistical asshole who can talk shit over text but cant say anything when he sees you he is a very unattractive gay bitch

Wow how can anyone like Clayton Fountain he is such a little bitch

by Bigballer8969 May 10, 2018

funt

A new word, originating from the phrase 'Fucking cunt' Sorta useless since saying the phrase is more fun than calling someone a funt.

"Benjamin Is a funt"

by Reverend Ronald Thompson February 3, 2005