Self-Fail

Making fun of yourself, or in Newspeak, it's irony.

Dude: "You should be a n00b for Halloween."

n00b: "I can't stand n00b. He's an asshole."

Dude: "lol, Self-Fail."

by Dr. Strangelove123 October 24, 2009

Epic Fail

To fail so hard at something that should have been so easy.

That nigga got kicked out of school 2 weeks before graduation, Epic Fail.

by Aarian October 1, 2010

Epic Fail

Two of the most annoying words in the English language combined to form ultimately the most annoying phrase on the face of the earth.
Epic and fail are among many other annoying words that should be banished from the English language according to the Lake Superior State University, and hopefully most people feel the same.

Robert: DUUUDE EPIC FAIL!!!!!
Casey: DUUUDE shut the fuck up.

by nasahnwhoru January 22, 2011

Ball Sack Fail

(adjective)- originally derived from when a transsexual male wears woman jeans and you can clearly see their balls bulging out in the "groin" area. This definition leads into what is know officially known as a ball sack fail:

(adjective)- A ballsack fail is the worst/biggest fail you can think of or encounter.

Examples of a Ball Sack fail include (but are not limited too): Having sex with a person contracting herpes/getting in an accident with a car that isn't yours/ or giving the fat drunk chick your number at a party.

by eastcoastd January 19, 2011

Auto-Correct Fail

when the autocorrect on, say an iphone thinks you have mis spelled a word and it auto changes it to a word that seems sexual or just a fail, making a texting conversation akward or embarresing.

"hey bro did you see my dad in the hospital?"

"no what happned?"
"he slipped on the dick and broke his foot"
"LOL what??"
"OH CRAP I MEANT DECK NOT DICK"
"haha Auto-Correct Fail!"

by TheNatu103 August 26, 2011

fail sauce

a delicious and spicy metaphorical sauce that only should be used when describing major douchebags or assholes.

"wow that douchebag is a fail sauce. he deserves death."

by junksauce February 18, 2008

fail post

A reply on a forum that is useless and stupid in a multiplex of ways, also a post whose poster failed to deliver the lulz.

Triton: this thread is retarded lol
benol: Just like your mom! Ooh, burn!

benol: go um... do something bad or something.

Skyone: That was a fail post

by benol September 30, 2007