Two-faced

To say one thing and do another. Also to act one way on saturday, and flip a bitch on tuesday.

"I'm a Two-faced cunt that dosent really know what the hell she wants, please dont mistake my apparent feelings for you as real feelings, even though I tell you they are, cause it is in my nature to say one thing, do another, and claim to have done a third."
i.e M.E.

by Stepped on again. May 18, 2006

fucked up shit

something extremely perverted or gross. often used in shock or awe.

wow, you just ate your vomit willingly? that is some fucked up shit.

by andrew September 11, 2004

Rat Fucked

To intentionally interfere with another's process, practice, method, or effort to accomplish some specific goal. The use of this is tied to Stanford University and its Comp Sci department as part of their interaction with Military and Intel people. In Stanford Lingo to RF someone is to stomp them into the dirt - make their effort worthless and to intentionally discredit them in the public. Stanford members are famous as well for RF'ing any number of people.

we Rat Fucked (Rf'd) him pretty well.

by 99-202 April 25, 2015

Tiny fucked a stump

A seemingly meaningless, probably inside joke found in the special features section of Rob Zombie's "house of 1000 corpses". It features the cast of the movie telling a knock knock joke that makes little sense.

Baby- Knock Knock
Otis-who's there?
Baby-fish boy
Otis-fish boy who?
Baby-Tiny fucked a stump!
me-???

knock knock
whos's there?
stump
stump who?
FUCK ME TINY, FUCK ME!

by Aleister Andrew December 13, 2008

farked

Adjective; a web site made unavailable by posting the link on fark.com and thereby directing massive amounts of traffic to said web site. See also wanged and slashdotted.

Dude, our server is totally farked!

by David October 30, 2003

Fucked

1. To be up shit creek without a paddle. 2. To be bent over and penetrated in such a way that is only becoming to Thai whores

Our economy is SO fucked!

by Cedric the Entertainer January 19, 2009

two-faced bitch

a two faced bitch is a female who yew think is your friend and yew tell her everything then her hoe ass goes around and tells everyone all yo cool-aid

i told paisley all my business think'n she would keep her big fat dick suckin lips shut but boy i was wrong she told just about the whole school and i wanted to beat her ass she is a two-faced bitch!!

by jellie96 January 6, 2010