Earth Hour

-Noun- One hour at the end of March, during which, people who don’t believe that the human race is a virus and know that man made global warming is a load of manure, celebrate technology. We celebrate by turning on all lights in our homes (those of us with mercury laden, curly-cue light bulbs replace them with incandescent bulbs), turning on as many power-draining electronic devices as we can, running our SUVs in neutral with a brick on the gas pedal, burning Styrofoam effigies of Al Gore, Phil Jones, Jane Lubchenco and other climate liars.

Q: So, how was your earth hour?
A: pretty good but i feel like i got black lung from all that burning styrofoam!

by kas96b March 27, 2010

Earth

God's beautiful creation.

Earth would be absolutely awesome if it wasn't for all the damn Satanists.

Sadly about 99.999% of the people here are Satanists.(see RETARDS)

by GET OFF MY PLANET YOU VERMIN March 13, 2005

flat earther

someone who literally believes in the supernatural, in fantastical unrealistic things that belong in fantasy stories that fly in the face of modern scientific understanding. a person who ignores rational evidence of the way things actually are according to facts, and instead adheres to a worldview best left behind in the dark ages.

a religious person is a flat earther.

by chuckybubbles July 28, 2016

Battlefield Earth

A movie so horrible that not only was it a critical and box office epic fail, but its producer, Franchise Pictures, was convicted in court over it due to a scam in which the film's budget was overstated. Not to mention an indelible scar in John Travolta's career. And cult status for the movie in the future? HAAAAAAAAAAAH!

In short, Battlefield Earth was so bad that the producers were convicted of a crime. That simple.

by Nick Weiner February 3, 2009

Earth-chan

A weeaboo-made fictional character, portraying Earth as an anime character. Since it's not an actual anime character nor a product of Japan, it's considered a weeaboo thing. If you see someone posting an Earth-chan meme or cosplaying as her, you know they're a weeaboo.

Martin: "Which character are you going to cosplay as for the next event?"
Jessie: "I'll try that Earth-chan. She's very popular right now"
Martin: "Eww! You're such a weeaboo. Go find some other photographer!"

by Romangelo June 13, 2018

Earthlink

Best ISP out there. I Get 5.1mbits down and 384kbps up for $43 a month including everything. Have been with them for over a year and no problems. You losers with dial-up should wake up to the year 2005. Of course earthlink dial-up sucks -- all dial-up sucks!

Hey Tommy has Road Runner and he pays almost ten dollars more than Earthlink charges, but the speed is the same. Now why is that?

by Yuri March 31, 2005

earthworm

An uncircumsized weiner

Mike's earthworm dried out whilst tanning in his backyard

by genegine October 14, 2006