Ditch Pickle

When you're driving down the highway and you gotta go so bad you pull over and push out a ditch pickle.

Damn, that gas station hot dog gave me so much gas I had to pull over and pitch a ditch pickle

by Donkey Sausage March 1, 2023

ditchslapped

Ditchslapped - when everything is going smooth and something happens to ruin it. When a person is so ugly , the ditch must of came up and slapped her in the face.

Man we were having a great time til Elroys mom came in and ditchslapped us
That broad that he was with looked like she done got ditchslapped

by Party Jo April 22, 2023

Ditch to a sweep

This basically means that you were in difficult circumstances but now you are living well

John: Damn, you went from being in the dark to enlightening urself!!
Chris: Yea, I went from ditches to a sweep
Definition of ditch to a sweep: Living sub par then becoming upper echelon

by EchelonConfidence657494 September 12, 2023

ditchbitch

a dumb person

“you’re such a ditchbitch”
“i was being a ditchbitch”

by imacokelover<33 January 7, 2024

ditch-wiener

Synonym for low brow, of low quality, disgusting, or not worth consuming.

Your ditch-wiener son’s not going to date my daughter.

Would you like some hot dogs? Nobody wants that ditch-wiener meat.

(when offered cheap alcohol) That vodka’s ditch-wiener.

Let’s go find a date at Neely.

You’re only going find ditch-wiener girls at that ditch-wiener dorm.

by 08-Patches January 14, 2024

Ditch Pig

A racist white pig shanked in prison for the murder of an innocent black man.

Derek Chauvin’s a dead ditch pig. Bet.

by Saretti November 26, 2023

DitchWitch

A filthy rodent who inhabits online hentai forums, mainly discords. Stinks like a pork roast that has been left in Lizzos ass for a week.

My cousin is so strange man, hes a ditchwitch.

by ronald2223 December 6, 2023