Boarding diarrhea

A very loose uncontrolled movement of the bowels whilst within the time period whose limits are defined by:
a) Handing your boarding pass to the gate agent
and;
b) Taking your seat on a commercial airliner.

"Well, I was just getting on Onur Air flight 711 to Dalaman when I suddenly had a huge spout of boarding diarrhea!"

by Sheeeeeaaaaaaaannnnnzzzzzz December 9, 2008

dick diarrhea

Diarrhea of the dick.

Man i have business law for 3 hours tonight, hope i don't get dick diarrhea

by templemkting11 November 15, 2010

diarrheading

v.- Diarrheading is the act of reading on the toilet bowl whilst engaged in a loose and/or sloppy or complicated bowl movement.

Diarrheading can also be used to describe the actions of an individual who takes an inordinate amount of time in the bathroom due to their enjoyment of their chosen reading materials.

(spoken in frustration and addressing the bathroom door) "I know you drank too many belgian quadruples last night Steve, but you've been diarrheading in there for at least half an hour already"!!!

by demar77 March 10, 2010

Party Diarrhea

A more serious version of the Party Pooper. This individual shows the same behaviors. The difference is that just when you think this individual is done with their behavior, they come back and screw up your party even more.

Guy 1: Man. This is so lame (additional bitching)

Guy 2: Dude, stop being a party pooper.

Guy 1: fine whatever

(10 mins later)

Guy 1: Man this is so boring.

Guy 2: Ok. Now youre just being party diarrhea

by Los Deuces Wild May 31, 2010

diarize

To create a diary-style narrative based on your own life-story or that of a fictional character. In both genres, invented lurid events such as parental, sibling or avuncular incest are mandatory.

Publisher's agent: I hear this stripper is ready to diarize. Can we meet her $2 million advance demand? She names names. Remember that Bridget Jones sold well.

by scousestan January 12, 2010

Diarrhea Red

The color of a persons hair; whether they are born with the hair color or if it is chemically colored.

Hey everyone, I just ate some greasy fish, and shit it out diarrhea red; like Danny's hair color.

by mr. mojo rpsgt November 11, 2011

diarntae

she is an outgoing and amazing friend but need to focus more on other and not just her, she is always the center of attention. all the boys will be falling to her feet with pone simple smile. she is short, happy but has a short temper.

diarntae

by pers0n123456789 September 8, 2017