drunkass

A peice of shit that inhales far too many beers or shots and stumbles around like a fucking dumbass

Look at that drunkass walking around like a stumbling clown, he is a fucking dumbfuck.

by slopass August 15, 2003

drunked

Given too much alcohol by your friends or other people. Everyone buying you drinks and shots when you only went to have "a couple." (You know it's hard to tell them you don't want it when they already bought it and it's just sitting right there in front of you...might as well drink it right?) Like getting drugged only you get drunked.

"I'm sorry I'm home so late, but it's not my fault. I got drunked!"

by Becki82726 August 22, 2007

drunken hitchhiker

The act of fingering a female with your thumb in a hitchhiking fashion.

After I gave her the drunken hitchhiker, she gave me a ride.

by Team Maniche December 25, 2008

drunk ten minutes

a time range varying anywhere from 30 seconds to 45 minutes. named for the inability of drunk people to accurately keep track of time.

Jerry: hey dude, we're leaving. do you need a ride?

Tony: yea man, just gimme a drunk ten minutes. i need to finish this drink.

by sotrue_2 November 16, 2009

Lipstick Drunk

Although very much inebriated, a person who is still concerned about their physical appearence.

Carmen: Gurl you just done puked up all 10 vodka and redbulls you drank this past 2 hours and u puttin on foundation?
Tiffany: (slurred) imfa beef fyone...
Carmen: Gurl you ain't actin' like a straight up lipstick drunk

by MixedMami89 December 30, 2008

still-drunk sunday

waking up sunday and still having significant levels of alcohol in your body from shit-faced saturday

Hey man wanna go out for a late lunch?
Yea, you drive, I'm celebrating still-drunk sunday.

by tpro December 2, 2009

Pissonpatty Drunk

The highest level of inebriation a person can reach without slipping into a coma

Last Saint Patrick's day I was so drunk that I pissed on someone in the bar. I was pissonpatty drunk.

by Scwasted Face February 11, 2010