dead tree

A hard copy of a book. That is, a physical series of papers, composed primarily of non-living organic matter originating from trees, that are bound together into a single volume.

Carrying all these dead trees around campus is really hurting my back.

by thrillkillbill January 8, 2009

Dead man's shift

The shift within a night watch covering from midnight until dawn or midnight until 04:00 in modern forces.

Generally regarded as the worst shift to draw, as it combines the least sleep with the highest fatigue and the highest risk of attacks.

The attack came around 2am with only a lone guard on the dead man's shift snoring in the command room.

by CircularLogic June 2, 2011

dead eye dicky

To hit the mark right on

Dead eye Dicky!
Scream out the top of your voice when something is spot on.

by Croatian Creation December 11, 2011

Dead Joke

A joke that doesn’t bang.

Usually told by people called Miles.

Miles: Tells a joke

Anyone he ever talks to: “Miles, that was a dead joke.”

by Fallis February 27, 2019

Dead Skunk

A man’s limp Richard after spreading mannaise on his lady’s beaver box.

“Me and the missus pokey, prickled, and gooed all night, then I went to bed with a dead skunk.”

by Mr.DeadSkunk2156 September 24, 2019

dead children

Comedy Gold! Genius!

Hey look at all those dead children

by Biblo February 14, 2005

dead goated

The terrible smell of your snowboard boots after a day of riding

awww nigga i was poachin dat shit all day but my boots is dead goated

by Crunktoberfest February 18, 2008