date tape

Duct tape used to restrain, blindfold or gag reluctant sexual partners.

Basically a guilt prophylactic device you provide to someone you really care about to spare them those uncomfortable morning-after worries about being a dirty, dirty perv or looking like one.

"Just take a little date tape and some zip ties," was Darren's advice for my weekend plans.

by kindeltopian May 13, 2010

date

the thing that comes before sex

I fucking hate to date.

by cellophane February 6, 2005

hot date

used between girls to designate a friendly outing as a one on one event.

lisa: i have no friends.
amanda: well, naomi and i are having a hot date on friday night, but i guess you can come. maybe.

erin: let's go to that production of rent on saturday. it'll be a hot date.
erica: ok yay. we haven't hung out in forever.

by yay monkeys April 26, 2006

date spam

the ads for dating websites you find in your email

person 1: hey did you check your email today?
person 2:yea but it was full of date spam

by kingbs123 July 31, 2011

date rape mustache

n. See molester mustache. A thin, poor excuse for a mustache. Usually seen on white trash looking to pick up a piece at the bar. Not to be confused with the '70s porn stache

Man that guy creeps me out. He looks real dirty, he even has a date rape mustache.

by Mr. KoZ January 13, 2008

Man Date

Whether it’s a movie or dinner, two guys going out together sans females constitutes a man date.

“Hey, guess who I say the other day… Steve. We went out for dinner and a movie.”
“Oh dude, you mean you went on a man date?”

by Anj L May 16, 2007

play date

A play date is basically when you hook up with someone without fucking. Doing things like making out and watching Netflix just for fun and then never talking about it again.

Chad: “Bro did you guys hook up?”
Ryan: “No, it was just a play date.”

by i’m kinda smart. February 18, 2020