avant-pseudo-crunk

Coined by Noah Klein in a CMJ Music Review article for the band, The Blow, avant-pseudo-crunk is a form of dance that originated in Portland with bands such as The Blow and Panther.

Did you see the was he danced at the show!? That shit was fucking CRAZY! That was some insane avant-pseudo-crunk.

avant-pseudo-crunk by Noah Klein October 25, 2007

Electro Crunk

Elektro Krunk
pronounced elect-trocrun-k

A combination of funky electro house, break beats, hip hop and one hell of a party. Founded by Dallas own Bad Brother Inc. djs Mr.Cooley and Johnny Funk, this mixture of music and phenomenal party goers take nightlife and dance music to the next level.

What type of music will be played there? Hip-hop... techno? Its Elektro Krunk not Electro Crunk! Guaranteed to be a crazy night!

Electro Crunk by Eddie Pappa March 16, 2007

Anti-Crunk 

Something or someone that instantly can bring any good time no matter how crunk to an end within the blink of an eye. Mostly associated with white people.

"YO BITCH I COULD GET FUCKING CRUNK ALL NIGHT SON!!"
" Hi fellas! It's me Mark! May I partake in these funderful activites you guys are participating in?"
"Fucking Anti-Crunk..."

"You stole my purple drink! So fucking Anti-Crunk."

Anti-Crunk by El Zacko September 23, 2006

Castle Crunk 

Castle Crunk is the name given to the legendary party house located in Glenview, IL. It has seen approximately 100 parties in it's short history. It is a living legend among students at Glenbrook South High School.

Dan: Yo, let's call the King and see if we can stop by the Castle tonight.
Nick: Yeah, I'm down. I like kegs and girls so the Castle sounds good.
or...
Freshman: Hey Dawg, can i come to Castle Crunk?
John: No...
Wigger: Hey J nizzle, is it straight yo if I come with my crew nd my hoez to the castle? and dawg you best not let them Bloods come, you know im fixing to shoot them.
John: No, wiggers and pieces of shit aren't allowed. There are no Bloods in Glenview. Thanks

Castle Crunk by Sir Lancelot June 11, 2006

King of Crunk

A false-title often applied by a previously suppressed high school senior to himself-- under the hot sun and rum-influence of Spring Break-- following his first sexual experience.

Newly self-appointed “Kings” tend to constantly remind others of their status, take off their shirts, use terminology they’ve heard in rap songs, act drunker than they are, and hump everything in sight without regard for attractiveness or gender. Though these symptoms continue well after Spring Break, by the end of the vacation most “Kings” will either have gotten their asses enthusiastically kicked or have enthusiastically thumbed another guy’s ass in a club believing that they have “fingerbombed” a bombshell. Other side effects include increased attentiveness to middle school girls, shit-eating grins, and a veritable flood of brainless nicknames and related wordplay.

“Make way for the imperial King of Crunk!”

“The King of Crunk’s scepter is pale and shriveled.”

King of Crunk by The Duke of Drunk April 11, 2005

Get Crunk 

Getting crazy drunk.
And acting like a complete rando hobo worshiper.

Rando:Whoah what are Hannah and Liv doing licking that hobo's foot?!?
Rando2:They got crunk
Hannah and Liv:GET CRUNK...nigz.

Get Crunk by Crunkerzz && Ceaser November 3, 2008

finna get crunk 

Finna get crunk is when someone asks you if are ready to turn up/party or get lit.

Person 1: "You guys finna get crunk?!
Person 2: " hell yea finna get crunk! ✌🏽️"

finna get crunk by Kay Nava January 1, 2016