critical dumbassity

When a really bad mistake or stupid action takes place.

When John crashed his Mustang after a twelve pack...he suffered from critical dumbassity.

by mrchristian November 20, 2012

Critical Bassline

The thing you think of when you hear anything.

Teacher - "Tango"

Student - "Critical Bassline!"

by Ublind April 6, 2012

critical piece

Important part

The critical piece of this transaction is the valuation

by Rjp September 18, 2013

Critiqule

A portmanteau of the very "critique" and "ridicule".

Very in-depth and thorough criticism with the intent to embarrass and insult.

A: Your movie is totally stupid and your directing skills are obviously laughably terrible, you unimaginative piece of shit.

B: ...
C: How much critiqule does B have to endure?

by yitonytao February 26, 2014

critter snatch

A vagina with crabs

I was about to eat this girl out and I saw she had crabs on her va jay jay so I ran out and told her to keep that critter snatch away from me

by Rowdope April 15, 2014

critter glitter

the residual hair left on a spent penis from a homosexual plushy encounter

even a moist towelette would not remove the critter glitter on my penis from that plushy costume.

by PicklezMcNasty July 1, 2014

crittered

(verb): to consume an excessive amount of alcohol, behaving recklessly and in an unexpected manner. Behaviors include, but not limited to, blacking out, falling down, getting weird, not knowing what to do with your hands, touching people inappropriately, proposing strange activities that are often illegal and ending up in a strange or stranger's habitat.

Day drinking turned into an all night binder. She got so crittered she woke up next to a bleacher rat from the Cubs game who had a bulldog tattoo on his back and Taco Bell sauce all over his face.

by apt109 November 25, 2015