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criss noah.

1. most amazing guy you'll ever meet. he'll make you smile like crazy, and squeel no matter where you are.

2. someone that you'll easily fall in love with.

3. kaitlyn's lover<3
i would take a bullet in a heart beat for criss noah.

im very much so in love with criss noah.

i cant stop thinking about him, criss noah's my superman.
by iloveyoubabyy** May 6, 2009
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crisistance

the act of giving excess force when unwanted or unwarranted
In jiu jitsu when practicing a technique for the first time the one who is the technique being done to uses a lot of resistance especially when they know what move is going to be done to them, this is known as crisistance.
by "Butters" January 4, 2010
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Criss-Ann

A sweet southern soul. A Criss-Ann embellishes a lustful determination to create a bountiful harvest of edible extravaganza for all those that she loves. Furthermore, Criss-Ann nurtures others with unconditional support that beams from every fiber of her being.

Although Criss-Ann's have an intuitive essence of being, her soul exudes comedy. Criss-Ann's tend to have smallish hands. Yet, even with itty-bitty hands, Criss-Ann's show how large of a heart they have. On the other hand, (no pun intended) if you cross her she will rage and pop your head like tiny bubbles on the stage of a Lawrence Welk show.
Person 1: "Dude, try this banana pudding Criss-Ann made.
Person 2: "Bro, that is so Criss-Ann, big taste made with itty-bitty hands!"

We should all be so lucky to have a Criss-Ann is our lives!
by kendrhodes April 7, 2011
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cruiseshipping

I could hear them up all night cruiseshipping
by BANGEXPLOSIVE March 2, 2016
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crimes against nature

Having sex with an animal, mineral or vegetable.
Me: I saw that you got picked up for crimes against nature.

Jorge: I know. I tapped a squirrel last weekend.
by Urban Parker January 27, 2017
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crisis envy

to seek attention by identifying with another's crisis , particularly when there is no immediate threat of danger to the person co-opting the crisis.
Kathy is on Facebook again telling everyone how hard it is dealing with the wildfires, she's no where near the incident, her crisis envy is out of control.
by nikos68 October 15, 2017
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Criss-Cross Chocolate Sauce

When a guy and a girl simultaneously take a dump together while having the sex. The guy sits like normal and the girl straddles him facing the other way. They then begin coitus while also shitting. The girl tries to shit between the man's legs but isn't always successful. This is usually preceded by a blumpkin.
Susan and I had both just eaten a spicy meal which caused us to have to shit, but we were feeling frisky, so we decided to perform the criss-cross chocolate sauce.
by JoeShmo1993 December 17, 2017
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