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Computer face

Is when you're sitting by your computer and pretending to work, but you're not actually working
Stop having this computer face and start actually working!
by Hưng September 19, 2021
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Computer virus

A common type of malicious software (malware) that, when executed, replicates itself by inserting copies (possibly modified) into other computer programs, data files or the hard drive's boot sector; if this replication succeeds, the affected areas by it are often said to be "infected". Viruses often perform some types of harmful activities on infected hosts, such as stealing hard drive's space or the CPU time, accessing private/sensitive information, displaying political or humorous messages on the user's screen, spamming their contacts, or logging user's keystrokes. However, not all viruses carry destructive payloads or attempts to hide.

A good majority of them target computers running Windows.

Computer viruses currently cause billions of dollars worth of economic damage. In response, when it was during the 90's decade, it led to the emergence of the billion-dollar antivirus industry, selling anti-malware protection to users.
The Melissa macro virus is the most famous computer virus that appeared on spring of 1999. Other well-known viruses also appeared as well.
by Ryan900USAYT August 29, 2022
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Computer Murderers

When a Person talks over the internet and doesn’t seem to do anything in person.
Meer was talking shit over the phone he is a Computer Murderers, because in person nothing happened
by la dave October 28, 2022
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Comtermensch

A blend of Commie and Untermensch. It is a derogatory term for a communist.
Comtermensch spread corona, common Chinese suffered.
by ImanMamSamman August 14, 2023
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computerpop

A music genre coined by the artist computerpop (3 little kittys side project) consisting of poppy, fast electronic music similar to chiptune, typically made in GarageBand or bandlab typically songs in this genre range from 5 to 40 seconds long regularly making computerpop albums very short, 5- 10 mins. computerpop is usually upbeat but isn't always. In some cases it can be a more dark genre.
The new computerpop album just came out yesterday!
by Mook kitty November 2, 2023
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Marketing Computer

A device that turns simple tasks into infinitely complex agendas that don't necessarily do what you wanted in the first place.
I attempted to open and read a text file on my 'Marketing Computer', however, it instead opened a flash presentation using several buzzwords that didn't even relate to opening or reading my text file.
by Spackle7 June 11, 2008
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tug-copter

the two helio-propellers linked on either side of a modern zeppelin (air ship) performing the function of propelling the zeppelin in the desired direction.
"Yes, mommy, I see!," the little boy squealed with glee. "The tug-copters are to zeppelins like the tug-boats are to barges!"
by mrsbenfolds December 16, 2008
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