commodore sex act

The "commodore" (a sex act) is where the female enters the male from behind with a warm wash cloth.

Tina gave Raymond Raymond Quentin Smuckles a commodore sex act at the hotel. Ray was a nice boy and wanted his commodore on the bed, whereas a nasty boy would get HIS commodore over the desk, looking out over the parking lot.

by already being used by someone January 13, 2009

Common Sense Media

A piece of shit website where soccer moms who have children that want to play a game or watch a tv show or a movie refer to to see if it has positive messages, violence, sex, drugs, and of course the worst category ever CONSUMERISM. To get a good review it must go with the common sense media guidelines. They give all good movies 3 stars which sucks.

Teenager in high school : hey mom can I play fortnite and roblox kids games suck
Mom: let me check common sense media

Mom: no it’s 18+
Mom: it’s not stop treating like a baby I’m 17 curse you

by Chris Hansen is the goat November 25, 2019

common tate w

Another correct take by Andrew Tate

Aiden - “My ex dumped me but I used that to fuel my self improvement and now I'm no longer overweight and have money”
Brett - “Common Tate W”

by URBAN DlCTIONARY September 8, 2022

Commowhore

1. A Vanderslut who has been classically trained in the arts of liberally drinking and having sex. Commowhores are experts in their fields. Battle-hardened and bed-ready, capable of receiving in any and all orifices. Masters of oral, vaginal, and anal sex with men, women, and themselves.

Girls arrive as Vanderdsluts, but leave as Commowhores.

1. Frat star 1: Man, that bitch is such a Vanderslut.
Frat star 2: Dude, no. She's been with all of Sigma Chi and the judges on their case--she must be a Commowhore.

by The Sut 2 guys December 9, 2008

Comfort Room

(Philippine English)

A bathroom or restroom.

Abbreviated and mostly referred as CR.

Where is the comfort room?

Where is the CR?

by Mr. yoso July 1, 2012

Comfortability

When an object or area may not seem comfortable, but has the potential to be made so

The Mini Cooper is a small car, but it actually has comfortability.

by Vic Bush October 4, 2008

Combover

Someone who goes to great lengths to become something they are not but result in only fooling themselves.

You know those high school kids who wear muscle shirts and gold chains, style their hair like a man-tiara, go tanning so much they look like someone dipped them in orange dye? They think they're cool but, nope, they're a bunch of combovers.

by AR O'Reilly December 9, 2008