The ultimate circle-jerk for insecure high schoolers and/or obsessive parents who want to live vicariously through their children. Arrogance, exaggeration, and downright creepiness from parents and students alike can be found in this psuedo-intellectual cesspool. Many normal and average students get sucked into viewing their forums through the "chance me" section of the website to compare themselves to these egomaniacs and their parents. Truly the most toxic place on the internet, avoid at all costs for your own mental health.
A Typical College Confidential Parent: MY SON WITH A 7.4 UW GPA, 1700 SAT, 50 MILLION LEADERSHIP POSITIONS ON THE NATIONAL LEVEL, 25 HIGH PROFILE INTERNSHIPS, AND A RECOMMENDATION FROM JESUS CHRIST HIMSELF GOT WAITLISTED FROM OUR STATE SCHOOL. HOW DID THIS HAPPEN??????? (beside obvious exaggeration in stats, this was a real forum I saw.)
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“Oh crap, you’ve got colleenitis”
“Oh crap, you’ve got colleenitis”
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1. The study of Internet comments pertaining to a particular subject
2. An educational system comprised of uncorroborated and often fallacious information taken from the comments section of various online sources (blogs, news articles, videos)
3. Continuous exposure to comments presented by anonymous posters whom often have malicious or evil intent
2. An educational system comprised of uncorroborated and often fallacious information taken from the comments section of various online sources (blogs, news articles, videos)
3. Continuous exposure to comments presented by anonymous posters whom often have malicious or evil intent
1. He read a few articles online and now he thinks he knows everything, a few hours of comment-college doesn't make you an expert on the subject.
2. If you dig a little deeper and get past the deficient “comment-college” that you currently attend you will find the real truth.
2. If you dig a little deeper and get past the deficient “comment-college” that you currently attend you will find the real truth.
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Dad: "hey son, did you find a college to go to?"
son: "yes dad, I am going to study at Southeastern College."
Dad:"son, don't go to that college, its a Chicken College
son: "yes dad, I am going to study at Southeastern College."
Dad:"son, don't go to that college, its a Chicken College
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