COD LOOP

Whenever a new Call of Duty comes out you're just stuck in the hype without being able to formulate your own opinion, with believing every Call of Duty game will be fantastic, howeverit will end up being a shitty product

Wow the past 5 years of COD games have been terrible, too bad I was stuck in a COD Loop

by Kuick June 10, 2019

cod eye

When you are having sex with a girl from behind and you remove your dick from the pink 'hammersmith and city line' and you aim for the brown 'bakerloo line', the girl will often give you a glaring look with over her left or right shoulder with one eye. This action replicates a free swimming cod when being chased by prey, they too will glance back with one eye open hence called 'the cod eye'.

"Look at that dusty slut over there, i bet you she likes a good cod eye!"
"That 2 bit crack whore i picked up last Friday night gave me an awesome cod eye!"
"I look forward to seeing the cod eye from my wife tonight, she hasn't given it to me in ages"

by blacksheepboy December 10, 2013

Cod

Definition 1 (Noun) - A medium to large sized fish commonly found in the North Atlantic and Western Pacific. They can be commonly identified by a "barbel" on the chin.

Definition 2 (Noun) - A common abbreviation for the popular video game, Call of Duty.

Definition 1 - Hey man! I just caught a cod! Dinners going to be served tonight!
Definition 2 - Yo, I just picked up the latest 'CoD' game! Come over so we can play it!

by KrayZWT July 3, 2016

cod tiktoker

a worthless fucking virgin who will upload his shitty clips to tiktok, their videos mostly feature the tiktoker shooting people who dont have brains, whilst repeatedly weapon swapping, sliding and jumping. they have nvidia filters cranked to the max

oh is that a cod tiktoker? what a worthless virgin

by defoooman November 21, 2021

cod gobbler

A beta male who performs cunnilingas on on females that no other men are seeking to get with. Often times without sexual satisfaction for themselves.

Jeff is a real cod gobbler

by Big Johnston September 20, 2022

Cods

Slang term for the testicles, or peanuts

*goes to store* *looks in the snack isle*

"I'm gonna get some cods 😏"

by earwax022 October 1, 2021

COD's Law

What can go wrong in Call of Duty will go wrong but worse. It's like getting fisted by a giant black arm dildo.

I shot that guy 3 times in the gulag but COD's Law took effect and I didn't get 1 hit marker and he killed me with 1 bullet

by David Mark July 8, 2020