Clean Crap

Clean Crap is basically very clean and polished shit/poop. Clean Crap is only created when someone eats watermelon and takes a crap from their butt. This next step is optional: take a glove and pull the clean crap out of the toilet and place is in a bowl. Wrap plastic wrap all around the bowl and put the bowl in your trophy case. Last but not least: congratulate yourself for creating "Clean Crap" .
Clean Crap is also someone who is hot, sexy, and cool but you don't like.

"Dude is that clean crap over there on the street"
" That guy is totally a piece of clean crap"

by TheChair64 April 07, 2017

Crispy clean

When u outplayed the enemy or u smurfed so hard on em that u can only say that this move was ending their lifes.

i ended your whole career with this Crispy Clean Combo!!!

by CreepyJungle September 30, 2020

Crispy clean

Crispy clean is a phrase that means something or someone is good at something amazing or just cool

Hey Jimmy I am so good at this game I am crispy clean

by January 08, 2023

a clean sanchez

When leafy sticks a finger in his puddy and then smears it on his partners lips

Did you see my new porn , I totally gave a clean sanchez to that tana mongeau

by A clean sanchez April 27, 2017

Clean And Sober

When an individual overcomes substance abuse and is living a life in recovery.

Thank God I’m clean and sober today.

by Christopher Ferry May 07, 2019

clean pickins

Clean pickins is something that you do not have to scrutinize or even think twice about how perfect it is. If it's clean pickins, it don't need no nitpickin!

My Subaru I am trading in is clean pickins, boy! You need to tell your manager there ain't no need to nit pick it!

by Ryno2603 November 10, 2017

Mr. Clean

Someone who is very clean, which means that they are a very skilled and respectable individual.

Holy dicks, my teacher is actually Mr. Clean.

by Andre2698 September 18, 2017